Reasons why Vladimir is better than Mordekaiser.

Over Innsmouth·10/15/2016, 12:03:40 PM·91 votes·5,920 views

Vladimir's inspiration:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Vlad_Tepes_002.jpg

Mordekaiser's inspiration:

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/tlaststand/images/d/df/Kettle_iron.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150123024338

Iron is in blood, but blood isn't in iron. Therefore, blood is superior.

Puns are better than Heavy Metal references. This is not an opinion, this is a fact.

Rylai's-Senpai likes me more because I'm not an AD-scaling heathen.

Soulstealer Vladimir > actual soul-stealing Mordekaiser.

This splash art:

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fb748ef274b9971f998da5f74a0661515130037cd31f79d6bba7882a277c0060.jpg

Vlad has a legendary skin. Mordekaiser does not.

Vlad is sexier (than every champion).

Thank you for your time. I hope you too can join the Blood Church and praise our lord and savior Vladimeme.

149 Comments

Blue Moon Wolf10/15/2016, 12:22:37 PM56 votes

When MM reads this : http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/918/431/ddb.jpg

Sahn Uzal10/15/2016, 12:12:43 PM37 votes

Gangplank : Has badass quotes, mainly related to torturing folks. Vladimir : Puns.

Gangplank is k. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/9/9c/Remove_Scurvy.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/20?cb=20150707190028

Gangplank has 2 default skins.

Doesn't need a rylais.

Gangplank has a beard.

http://media.veryfunnypics.eu/2013/12/funny-pics-people-without-beards.jpg

Melledoneus10/15/2016, 4:43:16 PM15 votes

Mordekaiser Oh. A ninja. Time to kill it like the rest. Shen Hm? I wasn't aware the armory could speak. You'll eat those words, worm! (Q) Shen Tickles. I'm just getting started. (Q) Shen Itches. Then try THIS! (Q!!!) Shen (W) ... Shen ... ...you know it's up in 4 sec- Shen (E) Frothing at the helmet and attacking Shen mindlessly