ITT: We Imagine new Jokes/Taunts our favourite Champs would say if they were to get a Rework

I'll Start

(joke): I'm Bringing Sexy Back

(taunting enemy ): You know What they say about girls with big hands?

(Joke): GNAR GNAR Gn- Okay, can I just speak normally for a moment? No? Okay then.

(Taunting an enemy ): Oooh, Snacks! -Licks lips-

(joke): Don't make me Yiff you