when someone tries to insult people by calling them kid

CasterGilgamesh·Jun 21, 2016·58 votes·3,255 views

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56 Comments

MavenSongJun 21, 201615 votes

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Eevee In A JarJun 22, 20163 votes

I actually like this one better... kid!

SolitairJun 22, 20165 votes

Who the hell decided insults should be graded on how much shock factor they use? Shock factor is cheap, generally impersonal, and bland. A well-weathered person like me derives absolutely no pleasure from appeals to shock factor. I like creative, literate insults that are poetically accurate. In that sense, I find calling someone a child/synonym for child/immature to be a perfectly suitable insult in various ways and situations. If you think insulting anyone over the internet in any way is ever supposed to make you look like a badass, let alone insulting someone with the same default/tired shockfactor shit ("kill yourself") like a gradeshooler who just discovered 4-chan, you are going about it all wrong.

That being said. I don't actually insult people in game, that would get me banned. I don't know why I'm talking like I condone it., but I'm a pretty good trashtalker outside of this game where I can't get banned for it.

Bladerunner7777Jun 22, 20163 votes

I personally like to relate people to the primate order

"Boosted baboon!"

Sonicblaster33Jun 22, 20163 votes

MonkeyKing U wut m8?

Maximum VictoryJun 22, 20161 votes

This comment reminds of Jhin

jwn8175Jun 22, 20161 votes

4 UPVOTES. DUH DUH DUH

MrPharmDJun 22, 20161 votes

When someone is being dumb, I call them a business major. 9/10 times I can tell they're a business major by how dumb they're acting. Then they are sitting there like, "uh, why is that an insult?" because they don't understand it. Meanwhile everyone else is lol'ing at them.

shalexadeJun 22, 20164 votes

Kid is a funny insult cause it only insults kids.

Thus you know that when it's thrown out, it's by some kid who thinks he's being clever.

(Or yanno, a juvenile 20+ year old who will one day, maybe, grow up)

esmelarJun 22, 20162 votes

What if I am playing Annie ?

The AqualiousJun 22, 201612 votes

Pray you don't run into Vel'koz or Illaoi

The DeckownerJun 22, 20161 votes

especially when you have lulu in your team

macromiteJun 22, 20162 votes

when someone tries to insult me by calling me a kid

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ThaPizzaManJun 22, 20161 votes

Or maybe they're just older than you?

ThaPizzaManJun 22, 20161 votes

Cuz theirs nothing worse than some snot nose brat telling you that you're wrong when you are a veteran.

RalanrJun 22, 20166 votes

There is something worse, when they are right.

ArakadiaJun 22, 20161 votes

Yeah lol

CasterGilgameshJun 22, 201638 votes

being a kid isnt an insult...but they say it like i should be on the floor crying.

ThaPizzaManJun 22, 20161 votes

I feel it more like "don't talk shit to me kid, I've been playing since before you were in diapers" At least its that way to me.

Mig89Jun 22, 20168 votes

as an adult im jealous of the kids. ive been thinking about going back to school to become a teach for the summer off. i hate sitting at my desk, looking out the window all summer, and feeling jealous of a bunch of children because they get to play

RalanrJun 22, 20163 votes

It's like looking into a window of my future now that I'm out of college.

underscores222Jun 22, 20163 votes

This is why you find a 4/10 job and get Fridays off (or a 9/80)

EDIT: that's 4 days a week, 10 hours a day. 9/80 is 9 hours a day Mon-Thurs, 8 hours every other Friday, and the other Friday off

MavenSongJun 22, 20161 votes

10-7... pm-am

Mig89Jun 22, 20162 votes

I worked 11-7 right out of college and loved that. I could go out any day of the week and sleep it off but now that i have a regular 8-5 job and two kids, its hard to find time for anything. I have loved League since day one and usually get yelled at for trying to stay up and play by the girlfriend. I just want to be a kid again! god i sound bitter.

DecritJun 23, 20161 votes

I am an university student that lives close to an elementary school. Between me and the school there is a public garden.

The room where I study is at the ground floor and in the warm days i leave it open with all the light and grass outside.

But i have to study inside, and my room' s window has iron bars on it ;_;

Mig89Jun 23, 20161 votes

is your university a prison? XD

DecritJun 23, 20161 votes

nah, but it was a mental health institute before becoming an university :O

The room i am talking about is my home.

Mig89Jun 23, 20161 votes

That sounds haunted my dude.

DecritJun 23, 20161 votes

nah, is rather nice instead, before becoming a mental institute it was a palace. thought there is some creepy shit sometimes O_O

Mig89Jun 23, 20161 votes

How can you even league with the ghost of side show bob hovering all around you? XD

DecritJun 23, 20161 votes

See, that' s why i am silver.

... yeah, sure, that' s why

Mig89Jun 23, 20161 votes

Hey man, we all have our reasons why we are silver. I should be challenger but the ghosts of two little kids won't leave me alone when i'm playing. NVM they're not ghosts XD

Bladerunner7777Jun 22, 20164 votes

shut up and put your diaper back on kid

...nothing personal kid

lollingthundaJun 22, 20164 votes

psh, nothing personel...kid

HiImlevel1Jun 22, 20161 votes

SO... that makes you an old ass dude playing video games then right? Then by golly wow call me a kid! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

bulldoggamerJun 22, 20162 votes

My 47 year old father plays. Would that justify him calling someone a kid?

HiImlevel1Jun 22, 20161 votes

That man should be working not playing league xD

bulldoggamerJun 22, 20162 votes

He works full time, but he plays with me and my siblings. He's pretty bad and it's tons of fun.

HiImlevel1Jun 22, 20163 votes

Man you are freaking lucky! I wish my dad would take some time to not be a workaholic and play some league. [zombie-nunu-tears]

bulldoggamerJun 22, 20161 votes

Feelsbadman

Hyrum GraffJun 22, 20162 votes

{quoted}

Feelsdadman

ftfy

We Eat FishJun 22, 20161 votes

For the most part its dumb especially if its due to in game decisions (whether you're 8 or 80 you might just be newer to the game). Sometimes I think its actually warranted though like if you've ever had that guy spamming in caps. Maybe its just me but I always picture a kid that never learned to use an indoor voice or keep his/her cool. By losing your cool you add fuel to a bad situation and it reminds me of the little kids in the grocery store throwing a tantrum over mommy not buying them a candy bar.

MrPharmDJun 22, 20162 votes

like if you've ever had that guy spamming in caps.

Or iF YoU tYPe LikE tHiS (ie, your name)

Vistha KaiJun 22, 20161 votes

I'm always like, "Yes, I do have parents."

Suddenly, they are out of smart remarks.

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Gojira PrimeJun 22, 20161 votes

I get all sarcastic ans say some like this "Oh no you said the "k" word." They usually don't say anything after that for a while or change the subject real quick. Sarcasm my my greatest weapon in this game. Some of the things people say is mind blowing.