Trying to organize a team in low elo

I have a fool proof strategy.

If the entire enemy team is up, tell your team to do Baron. They will rush towards it like oblivious lemmings.

Once everyone has gathered, ping them away from Baron and to a tower in the mid lane.

Make sure you picked a champion capable of poking, because both teams will be dancing in the mid lane like it's an ARAM game.

lol, who downvotes this?