:I'll help by one shotting the Nexus
Stacks on stacks on stacks.
Upon stacks...
Upon stacks...
Upon stacks...
upon stacks...
upon stacks...
upon stacks...
Upon stac- Oh wait
Stacks within stacks...
Whenever I play Nasus, and use my Q, I think of a little song by LMFAO
: STACKS
: STACKS
: STACKS
: STACKS
: STACKS
: STACKS
: EVERYBODY
: STACKS
: STACKS
: STACKS
: STACKS
: STACKS
: STACKS
: EVERYBODY
i think of that to the song "Work" by Rihanna
Break out the STACK glasses.
Edit: And "Everybody" is when you decide to teamfight.
And "Everybody" is when you decide to teamfight.
Nasus doesn't teamfight. He stacks. If he just happens to get five of those minions worth six stacks, well then I guess he just got 30 more stacks. Oh. And I guess the enemy is dead now too.
I hum the chorus of Daddy by psy, with these lyrics.
"I gotta get the stacks stacks stacks stacks stacks... etc."
Check my boards profile, I made a nasus rap based on "Bad Boys".
Whenever I ult on Nasus I play Darude Sandstorm on max volume on speakers. His ult literally summons a sandstorm and the adrenaline rush from the song made me get so many kills in risky situations.
: Just one more creep wave tower lane
Never stop stacking, this is the key to become a Nasus master.
That's not to say don't help your team, by all means do, but never stop stacking. Even if you're running through team fights, dedicate a Q to a stray minion or monster for some Stacks-on-the-Go!
Im helping with stacks

Seems awkardly viable.
In 3 years you'll be invulnerable.
You can stack while helping your team. A Nasus that sacrifices his stacks to "help" will end up being useless anyway by either being a mediocre tank that doesn't do enough damage to be a threat or a mediocre bruiser that does decent damage but dies too quickly.
In my opinion, "helping" your team doesn't need to mean getting involved in the teamfights (which vs certain comps, Nasus sucks at anyway). Helping can also involve staying top and farming, while sending a message to your enemies that "If you don't come and stop me you're gonna lose turrets, inhibs, and eventually your nexus". The catch 22 of this is, they either send their strongest team member to stop you (good for your team) or send 2 people to stop you (good for your team).
Or they do the smart thing and stump your team 5v4 before sending people to deal with you. I've found that the best way to deal with Susan is to take his afk farming as a chance to run over his team in team fights so that you can push obj and lanes. It's useless to have your top just stay up there all game cause riot felt that even if you crap on him early game it would be a good idea if the game last long enough he'll just outscale you no matter what.
Taking a turret from a turtling 4 is not as easy as you think, unless of course they make a positioning mistake which you capitalize on (which I;ll concede, happens 90% of the time). We had a 5v4 before (enemy jungle DC'd), and ended up standing uselessly near their inhibitor turret for a good 5 minutes because nobody could do anything.
The Sivir cleared the waves almost instantly and the Janna shielded the turret, all while a fed Nid was poking our team apart from behind. You can only dodge so many spears before one of them hits you and you have no choice but to back because you're now at 1/4 hp. We won that because well... 4v5.
You will then only have so big a window to siege before you will have to go after him, because if you only go after him when he starts whacking on a turret, you ain't gonna make it. And not forgetting that if you bluepill at different times, the remaining members are open to the now fair 4v4 or even 4v3. They're not gonna let you all back in peace, that's when the chasing will start.
I find, the way that is more effective (much to my annoyance sometimes because it is occasionally MY OWN TEAM'S fault), is to bring the party to whatever lane he's at. Leave the enemy 4 and aggressively push HIS lane. It's easier to dive 1 person than 4 people, even if he's a tank. When my team suddenly decides "Oh, let's follow Susan for absolutely no reason at all", and my peaceful farm gets disturbed by another 9 people, allies taking my cs and enemies zoning me from them.
[zombie-brand-facepalm]
I'll help. Soon...
ish. maybe. ya know what? nevermind. I'll just clear waves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW0QKrvJPaU
[slayer-jinx-wink]
Edit: Reminds me a bit of Aurelion Sol...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUq3Zu6WEk4 and for those with the skin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vX_dsYG9Ss
It's especially funny when it comes from the jungler who didn't lift a finger when Nasus was getting turret dived over and over during laning phase.
ROBIN WILLIAMS, WHY!!!~ [zombie-nunu-tears]
I just report him for afking and intent feeding then move onto the next game and hope I don't get another nasus cause I am going to have to report also.
That moment when you think you are doing good, and you just become another stack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsQxqJT-9Dc
: I have become a Raid Boss.
inb4 Raid Boss Nasus ultimate Skin
: "Look you need to help us, plus (Fun Fact) you get more stacks from killing Champions and these guys look squishy."
: "MORE STACKS!!!"
: Yah like Taric said, but-
Penta
Kill "I like stacks, lets get stacks from Dragon and Baron."
: "WTF YOU STOLE MY PENTA YOU LITTLE-"
: Angry "You mean my stacks..." Prepares Super Q
: Quivering "Yah, your stacks, sorry, hey leys get Drag and Baron."
: Panting "Yes, Dragon and Barons stacks sound fun"
Enemy
: "Guys, we need to stop them"
: Uses Q "Stacks."
has slain
Enemy
: Turning around "Guys we need to run back and Defend"
And that game, Nasus learned that enemy champion gave even more Stacks, and he loved it Ps. They won