If every role was just as boring as top lane.

Mid Lane

So uh, what did you do today? I just kinda, farmed some minions. Cool, cool.

Momentary silence. Zed adjusts himself in his lawn chair Lux takes a sip from her coffee.

Oh hey I got a text from Shen. He says he found some ancient spell that can bring people back to life. He used it on his dad. Wow, you think Shen would've lived forever as a sad man. What with you having killed his father. Hehe...

Another momentary silence.

You wanna go to the shop and get some biscuits? Yeah that sounds good.

Jungle

These potions taste a lot better than I thought. Laps at her Refillable Potion thirstily. Do they really taste that good to you? Nods yes.

Momentary silence.

So should we like, fight over this red buff? Nods no. Yeah that's a better idea. Lets just chill here.

ADC

... ... Checkmate. Damn, you're good at this. I practice a lot chess in my free time. I take it you have a lot of free time? Yes. Ever since all the lanes became boring. I just realized, I've been having a lot of free time myself, but I haven't been doing much with it. Well, you'll find something to do.

Support

Ha. Ha. Ha. What are you laughing about. You have a wobbly glowy thing. What, my lantern? Yes. Pokes the lantern. Look. There is a tiny woman inside of it. Can you keep a secret? Maybe... Yes. That tiny woman is Lucian's wife, Senna. I told him I let her spirit free and she is wandering the Shadow Isles. I told him this just so he would stop trying to kill me wherever I go. Sounds like a good secret.

HEY LUCIAN! Aaargh! Yes? ... Hi. Uh, hi. _Whew. _

Top Lane

... ... Everyday man. It's like this everyday. Even with Rift Herald it's still boring. Agreed.

Momentary silence.

You wanna join Zed and Lux at the shop for some biscuits? Yeah.

The End