If every role was just as boring as top lane.

Squidsmastah·1/31/2016, 9:35:53 AM·76 votes·3,650 views

Mid Lane

Zed So uh, what did you do today? Lux I just kinda, farmed some minions. Zed Cool, cool.

Momentary silence. Zed adjusts himself in his lawn chair Lux takes a sip from her coffee.

Zed Oh hey I got a text from Shen. He says he found some ancient spell that can bring people back to life. He used it on his dad. Lux Wow, you think Shen would've lived forever as a sad man. What with you having killed his father. Zed Hehe...

Another momentary silence.

Zed You wanna go to the shop and get some biscuits? Lux Yeah that sounds good.

Jungle

LeeSin These potions taste a lot better than I thought. RekSai Laps at her Refillable Potion thirstily. LeeSin Do they really taste that good to you? RekSai Nods yes.

Momentary silence.

LeeSin So should we like, fight over this red buff? RekSai Nods no. LeeSin Yeah that's a better idea. Lets just chill here.

ADC

MissFortune ... Lucian ... MissFortune Checkmate. Lucian Damn, you're good at this. MissFortune I practice a lot chess in my free time. Lucian I take it you have a lot of free time? MissFortune Yes. Ever since all the lanes became boring. Lucian I just realized, I've been having a lot of free time myself, but I haven't been doing much with it. MissFortune Well, you'll find something to do.

Support

Blitzcrank Ha. Ha. Ha. Thresh What are you laughing about. Blitzcrank You have a wobbly glowy thing. Thresh What, my lantern? Blitzcrank Yes. Pokes the lantern. Look. There is a tiny woman inside of it. Thresh Can you keep a secret? Blitzcrank Maybe... Yes. Thresh That tiny woman is Lucian's wife, Senna. I told him I let her spirit free and she is wandering the Shadow Isles. Thresh I told him this just so he would stop trying to kill me wherever I go. Blitzcrank Sounds like a good secret.

Blitzcrank HEY LUCIAN! Thresh Aaargh! Lucian Yes? Blitzcrank ... Hi. Lucian Uh, hi. Thresh _Whew. _

Top Lane

Darius ... Renekton ... Darius Everyday man. It's like this everyday. Renekton Even with Rift Herald it's still boring. Darius Agreed.

Momentary silence.

Darius You wanna join Zed and Lux at the shop for some biscuits? Renekton Yeah.

The End

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80 Comments

For Carthage1/31/2016, 2:40:34 PM99 votes

Ganks: Sona : ......... Rammus : ......... Sona : ......... Rammus : ......... Sona : Points to shop Rammus : Okay.

HayRoss1/31/2016, 3:03:43 PM41 votes

Top lane isn't boring, it's just devoid of all the crap other places have to put up with

Top lane isn't blamed for when a lane fails Top lane isn't always filled with Yasuo Zed Leblanc Fizz Top lane doesn't have to deal with Blitzcrank Soraka Top lane isn't called a troll when the ADC goes 0/15/2 (Nothing the support could have done could have forced you to do that!)

It's more like going to an outdoor movie. 2 nerds show up, pull up lawn chairs and popcorn, and watch Jungle Invasion 3: Return of Lee Sin

Erdamon1/31/2016, 1:29:45 PM29 votes

Sounds like a typical game of LCS (at least first 40 minutes)

Blue Moon Wolf1/31/2016, 5:17:24 PM14 votes

Darius /All: hey, you guys just want to call it a draw and go get some Shawarma? everyone: YES PLS

http://i0.wp.com/www.elfarandi.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Shawarma-GIF.gif?resize=600%2C528

The Lexer1/31/2016, 7:54:00 PM9 votes

How is a blind man supposed to interpret nodding?

Ariel the Cruel1/31/2016, 11:58:04 PM9 votes

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Shen brb. {ults} Nasus ?

Shen Taric Vayne An enemy has been slain. Kalista Shen Taric Vayne Ally double kill. Braum

Shen summoner 12 Back. Where were we? Nasus My knight took your pawn. {points} Shen Ah, thanks. Bishop, E4.

Diana Any ally has been slain. Vayne Diana Enemy double kill. Taric Fiddlesticks An Ally has slain the dragon. [Dragon] Diana Enemy triple Kill. Fiddlesticks

Vayne Shen, WTF. Where are you?

Nasus Queen, B2. Shen Rook, E5 - check.

Stars Shaper1/31/2016, 5:26:02 PM6 votes

Mordekaiser I don't understand what you guys are talking about. TOP LANE IS AWESOME!!!1!11!!1!!1one!1one!!1!one1!!

Combozone1/31/2016, 11:56:39 PM5 votes

"RekSai Nods no" "Nods no" lol wut

Kuzja12/4/2016, 1:39:56 AM3 votes

Top Lane Nasus and Renekton

Renekton "Hey" Nasus "Yeah?" Renekton "You wonder why we're here?"

ZT Xperimentor2/1/2016, 3:39:54 PM2 votes

I lost it with blitzcrank "Lucian! . . . hi"

The Loveless1/31/2016, 6:03:55 PM2 votes

There's interaction top lane, it's just that when two beefcakes go at it, there's hardly any kills - unless a gank happens.