And you be like, asking them to sit with you to listen to your LoL stories like:
"Back in my days, we used to have Mana pots..." "OH WOW, RLLY GRANDPA?? THATS CRAZY!!" "Ah yes, crazy indeed. Ahhh missed the good ol times....."
So what would your first LoL storytime to your grandkids be like?
"Back in my day, Lee Sin was the best jungler around..." "He still is, grandpa." Heartattack
Back in my day, people complained for the sake of complaining.
They still do, grandpa.
Oh. Ok then.
"Back in my day, Mordekaiser used to be an ADC" "Uh grandpa did you take your pills?" "IT IS THE TRUTH I TELL YOU"
Back in my day, supports had to pay for stealth wards and not just a sightstone.
"Back in my day, we had to build the towers ourselves! In the snow!"
"That's not true, grandpa."
"And we didn't have a fancy recall spell either! We walked back to base every time we needed to buy, uphill both ways!"
"We know that's not how it worked."
"And we all got at least four pentakills a game! You whippersnappers are soft!"
"Grandpa, none of what you're saying is true. You're just glorifying the times you had when you were young."
"...Oh yeah? You want to hear something that's really true then?"
"What?"
"When I had sex with your grandmother, she liked to get freaky!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
"Hue hue hue."
Kid : Deathfire touch is so broken! Me : wh---- They brought that item back? Kid : it not an item it an ability for this new champion , he really cool he like Death itself! Me : Karthus ?
you get the ideal....
the way riot is handling league it will be dead before im 25
Back in my day, we used to play LoL on a pc!
"Back in my day, there was a cohesive lore." "What's a 'lore', gramps?"
"Back in MY day, there was no 'Meta', people just picked what they felt like and went wherever!"
"Oh my god, someone report my grandpa for trolling, he's so bad. Holy shit."
"Back in my day games used to be skill dependent."
"WHAT? They weren't decided which team aced the other team @ 10 minutes and pushed a complete lane due to deathtimers?"
(The salt and slight exaggeration is real)
"Back in my day CertaintlyT made the most cancerous BS champs you could imagine."
"Oh you mean like his latest champ that has a team wide Kayle ult on a toggle, global flash with no CD, prevents all enemies, including turrets, from attacking or casting spells as a passive, and starts the game with 10,000 gold?"
"I see not much has changed."
"Back in my days, dodgechance was a thing"
"Back in my day, we used to be just a number. There was no 'Bronze 5' or 'Silver 1' with an #LP counter. We were just 1000 elo or 1492 elo... and we had Ranked decay at all levels." -takes off glasses and sheds a single dusty tear- "I was...so close in Season 2..."
"Did you ever git gud?"
"Eventually, young one...eventually."
"Back in my days EU won the world championship"
"Hahahaha good one grandpa"
Edit: "Back in my days we could leave games without having to fear any penalty. Trolls and feeders were powerless!"
"GOD DAMNIT I was born too late :'("
"Back in my day, there was a place in the lore called Valoran. It was located about where the smoldering crater of Lollipoppy left is now."
"Back in my day we had a champion called Skarner"
"Wait, there is a champion named Skarner?"
Dies
"Back in my day, you could get a hexakill on the summoners rift"
"Wtf that map is so oold grandpa. And how the heck did you get a hexakill?"
"There was a spell where u could instantly revive while dead"
"Oh you mean gumblebags e?"
"Oh how I'd love to be young again.."
"Back in the day taric was useless" "NO WAY GRANDPA"
"Back in my day, we played LoL from an isometric view." "That's crazy grandpa! How does that work with VR headsets?" "We didn't use those for LoL at that time." "Then for what?" "For..... other things."
"Back in the days Teemo had the most skins" "Oh yea gramps, he has 1 million and 26 skins now."
"Back in my day taric was useless" "Granpa did you get hit in the head"
Me: "Back in my day we didn't have three hundred champions, we only had about a hundred-twenty!"
Grandchildren: "You're senile grandpa. There's never been less than two hundred champions in league!"
i ain't letting my grandchildren play this game lol
Back in my day, Mordekaiser was the best adc in the game for a while...
"I remember when Xin Zhao was released... Dark times, those were..."
"Back in my day, Yorick wasn't played, but he was OP!"
"He still is, gramps."
