The Mind of a LoL Player in one short story

Gentleman Gems·Oct 19, 2015·9 votes·1,358 views

5 friends get together to talk about what they would do if they could do anything for a day and one of them is a League of Legends player.

Friend 1: If I could do anything for 1 day, I would give money and food to the poor

Friend 2: If I could do anything for 1 day, I would ride a rocket around the universe

Friend 3: If I could do anything for 1 day, I would help find a cure for cancer

Friend 4: If I could do anything for 1 day, I would have the sickest party ever

Friend 5: If I could do anything for a day, I would buy all the skins for my Champions

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10 Comments

VerxintOct 19, 20156 votes

Riding a rocket around the universe is pretty stupid. Even the fastest one you're gonna spend most of your life just getting to the edge of the solar system.

LOL SpammerOct 20, 20151 votes

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BetaDude40Oct 20, 20151 votes

Tachyons, bro.

Of course, that'd also mean you'd be going backwards in time everywhere you went, but just ignore that...

TeslynOct 20, 20151 votes

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Riding a rocket around the universe is pretty stupid. Even the fastest one you're gonna spend most of your life just getting to the edge of the solar system.

if you go fast enough you will slow down your aging process. http://i.stack.imgur.com/hw6LX.gif

the man in the rocket ship may have his day shorter than anyone elses. at least from his perspective when they say that 24 hours is up.. he could possibly have alot more time based on how fast he was going.

VerxintOct 20, 20151 votes

A rocket has a problem that the more fuel it takes to accelerate for longer, the more energy it takes to accellerate. A rocket that could accelerate close enough to c to dilate time enough to compensate for the size of the universe is hard to imagine.

BoundaryBreakerOct 20, 20151 votes

The theory of it occurring is rather fascinating though, I had looked into it a little previously. Still though, extraordinarily impractical

aítchOct 20, 20151 votes

Not when you have JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN CENAAAAAAAAA http://i.imgur.com/VYz2M.gif ba ba da baaaaaaaa

SEKAIOct 20, 20151 votes

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Riding a rocket around the universe is pretty stupid. Even the fastest one you're gonna spend most of your life just getting to the edge of the solar system.

Don't worry we just need to create blackholes whenever we go, getting to the edge of universe will no longer be a dream. Somehow.

Well what will happen afterwards? Ah who cares.

This is human we're talking about after all.