Funny Pun

more puns are coming, I feel it in my stones

Funny joke, but it's -dee -teed that I'm the best punster... I'll accept - one's challenge. alot of IP in my time, so beware of my selection. In fact, I'm so -ted that I'm absolutely to find an acceptable opponent... I need a new type of opponent; a fierce and respectable one, so please, if you're at league, then do NOT accept this challenge. Trust me, alot of brave, perhaps ignorant challengers have awoken, but I have beaten all of them a times over. Oh , don't get me wrong, I have my weaknesses, but no one has yet to find them! Don't take my words in , just keep them in mind. Now, I don't have a whole lot of time, so don't move in a to come and find me; bring your A-Game asap. AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF YOU NEED TO, BRING A FRIEND! I don't care if you have to -p on me! But keep in mind, if you lose in a 2v1 to me, it you alot of pain, emotionally. In fact, you may never wanna play League again! So go ahead if you dare, step onto the - hold of my rank, one infinitely beyond challenger. , that's all I really had to say, later nubs ggez. Actually, I changed my mind, I'M NOT DONE YET. I want anyone ignorant enough to accept my challenge to feel the pain they've brought upon themselves; I will make you suffer. It's been like since someone has stood up to my request in battle, so from that you know I'm craving a face-off. Well, maybe not , I've lost track of time so I'm just going off of what is -amately right. Maybe it's a -sodence, but I'm almost positive that these puns are spot on! Let me . So if you're brave enough, up to the challenge, face your fears, or meat your maker... You make think I'm being aggressive but this is del- treatment compared to what I'll do to you nerds on the rift...I know you heard me, I can hear an of myself as I speak. I'm not saying I just want you to drop , I just don't care about your feelings, war is war. And if for some CRAAAAZY reason you beat me, trust me, I'll get my -ge. The blood of my enemies boil and after their defeat from me. I am not the force reckon with, but I'll give you a chance. But there's still no hope for you brave opponents, I'll send you all to your without any mercy... Trust me this is no joke, the threat . I'm a natural born -er.