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CHEESYLEEKS80 votes

then he asked for blue

"sure come get it"

smites it at the last moment http://arhivach.org/storage/1/85/1850653488125179af5e564a1c38e4aa.gif

Randomonium33 votes

Reminds me of the top laner who told me to not gank his lane again after a failed gank. I got mid and bot lanes fed and about 5 minutes later the "assist me" spam pings start coming in from top lane. Yeah buddy, I'll be up there reeeaaallll soon, just like Riot says solo queue is coming soon.

trash sion18 votes

Happens a lot. Tells me not to gank, and then when he feeds goes into all chat to say "shit jungle never ganks"

Need Gold 4 Tent2 votes

To be honest, I have had junglers reverse snowball an already bad lane. I mean, if the enemy Teemo's already 1/0/0, I do NOT need you to make him 2/0/0 with double buffs (or 3/0/0 if we got counterganked, which an intuitive enemy jungler prepare for when one of his laners do well).

I'd rather just play a slightly behind lane if the gank is too dangerous, because a failed gank on a losing lane will become a total stomp that will likely seal my lane's fate. At least, I can hope for outscaling under certain circumstances (e.g. Nasus vs Pantheon) but if I'm too far behind, it's over (for me anyway, I'll need to be carried).

I do think it's hypocritical for them to turn around and blame you for something they asked, but for me, there are times I'd rather the jungle just leave me alone (no hard feelings of course).

Dunkrius2g1 votes

If the top laner doesn't ask for ganks and feeds terribly, the only person he can blame is no one but himself. I know from experience.

lolptwo5 votes

Honestly I used to be that type of player until I actually wanted to climb. If a teammate is offending me I just try and mute him if i'm playing on my main now.

Reason being, I'm not playing to make friends, I'm playing to win. If top lane needs a gank and is in position to get me a kill. I try and make a habit of doing the correct play, rather than let my emotions control what plays I make.

It will help you climb if you play with intelligence rather emotion ( not saying you aren't smart). On the counterpart I've totally baited the enemy team into focusing me being a Moakai tank by little white trash talk in All Chat, works like a charm when smurfing.

Sadly most low elos don't play to win, they play according to their emotions.

Only Play Darius14 votes

Only one way to take out the trash

Gotta carry it

Melledoneus5 votes

Whoa. I'm writing this one down.

blkKalameet2 votes

what if I just throw it out the window?

Choked Rectum2 votes

logged on just to up vote

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

I get matched with criminals on my team very often. You know how they have to do community service? yeah, some of these guys seem a bit too used to carrying four bags of trash at a time.

crippler384 votes

personally if a lane is losing I told them outright "I'm not ganking you I'll die, I'm going to try and get the other lanes ahead or farm myself rather than try to help you but feed the other guy more" if they don't like it well toooough shit I just told you you're not getting help

PDE5 Inhib1 votes

When you say losing....

crippler381 votes

I mean if a lane is behind their opponent, or if the enemy is someone who has the potential to kill us both then get even more fed, I am not going to sacrifice my ability to be relevant until I farm up just to attempt to help someone else catch up when I can instead get either myself or another lane AHEAD. Having one lane behind and 2 lanes ahead beats having 3 lanes even by a long shot because you also get ahead by getting your lanes ahead. And that means for the enemy team that have 2 lanes behind and potentially a jungler too.

PDE5 Inhib1 votes

I mean if a lane is behind their opponent

My question was more so how far behind/losing are we talking?

crippler381 votes

really it depends on who they are, say for example your top laner is malzahar against an ekko, I am NOT ganking ekko when he's building tank so you better just know that you're going to have to farm from far away and hope for the best. I'm usually shaco in this scenario so it really depends on who is playing who and who has hit their powerspikes and such so there is never a 'always do x when y' since every case in league is a case by case basis ya know?

PDE5 Inhib1 votes

Oh I know. I was just trying to get a feel of how bad losing is that you consider ungankable. If you're even in cs but gave up FB, do you say, "well shit fuck can't gank for you now" kind of thing lol.

crippler381 votes

fair enough, no no that would be dumb if you gave up on ganking over first blood, but say you're trying to gank a darius with black cleaver eeeeeeh NOPE

PDE5 Inhib1 votes

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fair enough, no no that would be dumb if you gave up on ganking over first blood, but say you're trying to gank a darius with a health potion eeeeeeh NOPE

Fixed that for you.

Serika Zero1 votes

In almost all my games i tell jungler to not come top unless the enemy is low. Sometimes in champ select, other times in the first 2 mins. Over 50% of the time, they come too and over 60% it goes badly.... I don't want ganks.....they come ganging q.q

Mama Soraka1 votes

Yea, I do the same thing. "I'm not a very good top", I explain. "Just get another lane ahead and I'll just not feed", I say. Then they gank anyway and lo and behold its not a good use of their time.

-.- I'm trying to make your job easier, Jungler. Wish my lanes would warn me ahead of time if they aren't very good.

Serika Zero1 votes

yep, my situation is similar. Except I usually play stuff on top that have bad early game (Akali, Shyvana, Diana, etc). Usually I can't do shit pre6, I know how to play my match-ups and don't die pre6 (unless i make an upsy, which doesn't happen as often). But is so grinds my nerves when the jungler comes to my lane in a situation where i can't help and expect me to help them. Like, sometimes I get super amazing junglers who do superb ganks. But most of them to the typical river gank, and if my enemy is 80-100% hp, that won't do shit.

I know that, so I'm trying to tell them to not come top. Listening........... not everyone's best point q.q

Wukong X Ahri21 votes
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1 800 MID LANE1 votes

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Only Play Darius8 votes

Sometimes you got to be like Trick2G and never give your midlaner blue. Gotta look out for yourself in solo queue

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

if my jungler come to gank and die or doesn't gank at all while all enemy push lanes, i am not very happy and i think that my jungler don't deserve the win

RyzeRework11 votes

if my laner has the mind set as you 10/10 times i would farm my jungle. jungle doesnt have to help u do shit or ur team do shit just remeber that. jungle is like welfare you dont have to have it but you can

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

i have seen farming junglers, who keep farming when enemy siege inhib. if u dont gank and only farm, i will make you lose that game, i fking hate when jungler is so dumb that he cant gank when laner buy pink wards and enemy push. if u want farm then go play vs bots and farm as much as you want, i play for fun not to farm npc minions

Only Play Darius2 votes

Idk man if farming junglers are so useless then Yi/Udyr/Shyv must be trash tier right? Maybe you just don't know how to adjust your play style to accommodate for one and insist on playing risky early

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

when there are 4 enemy diving bot turret and ur jungler still farm and ignore all lanes, feels good huh ?

Mama Soraka2 votes

When there are 4 people diving bot, the last place the jungler should be is bot giving them more gold.

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

3+turret > 4

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

i have never seen that 4 dive 3 under outer turret, because there is only a small chance that the dive will suceed

crippler381 votes

or the farming jungler could go to whatever lane is empty and push it getting around 2 towers if nobody responds if they're yi or udyr, an exaggeration I know but towers are paper and farming junglers usually can push really hard if they want to. Besides if there are already 4 people bot against only 2 then you and the other laners should be pushing hardcore in the other lanes since A. you won't make it in time to matter and B. you can get some gold back

Mama Soraka1 votes

I like to play normals with people I meet in intro or beginner bots after they hit 30 and this is one of those things that you take for granted about experienced players. New players just don't get the little details like when its ok to ignore a losing lane and shove or how to control the wave or split pushing, ya know?

Its ok, they learn just like we did, but boy is it frustrating talking to those types on the boards, eh?

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

why jungler must go out of base, might die, better stay in base and hope that your team win 4v5

Euronotos4 votes

if you NEED your jungler to help you win lane then u should quit league

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

what if enemy jungler help enemy to win lane and my jungler ignore all lanes ? if you haven't already noticed, the team that has the best jungler who ganks the most, mostly win the game. and yes udyr, yi and sometimes shyvana are bad junglers because they are insta killed when stunned

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

also yi doesn't offer any cc to the team, you just farm and pray, farm and pray that you will be able to do something with your stacks, it is all you do with that champ

japan hate acc1 votes

That's not what I'm saying at all...

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

like you said anything at all

japan hate acc1 votes

I actually did. Check my above post. You know, the one you commented off of that and it made no sense.

Euronotos1 votes

exactly jg is just there for objective control and if the enemy jg decides to get brave

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

how you get objectives ? if your lane win, how will your lane have more chances to win ? if you gank mby ?

LessChatMorePlay1 votes

jungler can turn a losing lane to a winning lane in just 1 gank

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