League of Legends logic

Auroraen·10/28/2016, 1:01:41 AM·502 votes·13,047 views

Yasuo : Death is like the wind; always by my side. We can assume that Yasuo is thus always accompanied by death and wind. Kindred is the embodiment of death, being the entity that ends all life. Kennen : I am the wind! Kennen is the wind. Therefore Yasuo is constantly accompanied by Kindred and Kennen. If you look at the League of Legends champion roster, you'll notice there is an icon between Kennen and Kindred. It is Khazix , not Yasuo . Since Yasuo is always next to Kennen and Kindred, Yasuo therefore is Kha'zix. Kha'zix, in turn, is a bug. Using the logic A=B B=C then A=C, we can state that Yasuo, too, is a bug. Riot does not tolerate bugs (for the most part) and removes them ASAP. Rito delete windman pls

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Axs220010/28/2016, 3:15:32 AM111 votes

Holy shit i fucking love this

I Like Things 10/28/2016, 3:42:38 AM59 votes

{quoted}

Yasuo : Death is like the wind; always by my side. We can assume that Yasuo is thus always accompanied by death and wind. Kindred is the embodiment of death, being the entity that ends all life. Kennen : I am the wind! Kennen is the wind. Therefore Yasuo is constantly accompanied by Kindred and Kennen. If you look at the League of Legends champion roster, you'll notice there is an icon between Kennen and Kindred. It is Khazix , not Yasuo . Since Yasuo is always next to Kennen and Kindred, Yasuo therefore is Kha'zix. Kha'zix, in turn, is a bug. Using the logic A=B B=C then A=C, we can state that Yasuo, too, is a bug. Riot does not tolerate bugs (for the most part) and removes them ASAP. Rito delete windman pls

######Well Riot? WELL?!

http://i.imgur.com/2xEiwN6.gif?noredirect

Dicerson10/28/2016, 1:24:04 AM54 votes

I can see clearly now.

This man's logic is clearly infallible, Riot will have no choice but to comply!

Masterofchaos99910/28/2016, 2:29:34 AM49 votes

I will admit that I expected that to end in "Half Life 3 confirmed."

Zydron10/28/2016, 2:57:39 AM33 votes

This is the greatest in-depth analysis of champions I've ever read

+1

KoKoboto10/28/2016, 3:07:47 AM20 votes

Bump GIVE THIS GUY UPVOTESS

Vistha Kai10/28/2016, 3:50:03 PM11 votes
Terchio10/28/2016, 10:09:49 AM6 votes

Riot does not tolerate bugs

And there's the mistake in the process. Rock solid work up until there. However, the truth is, Yasuo is proof that Riot tolerates bugs quite frequently. Whether it's obliterating tidal waves by touching a single droplet, or autoattacking without actually autoattacking, Yas is the biggest bug Riot has cultivated to date. Sorry, Kha.

Back to the drawing board.

IPromiseTomorrow10/28/2016, 4:19:09 AM5 votes

Very interesting post, I hope you read my comment. Hnn... Where to start...

So what I understand you have this, formula. "A=B and B=C therefore A=C..."

Ahh, yes...

Which concluded in *Yasuo is Khazix * Then you added "Bugs should be removed because it's basic Riot Games intent and procedure"... Q.Q If This Smooth Talk Achieves Its Intent... Then...

Azir should be next in line for deletion. He's got more bugs than Yasuo does, and Yasuo is a bug himself, Kennen is Wind always by Khazix's side , and Kindred accompanies Yasuo like a tamed Nasus Susan(that's kickass and mysterious).

I hope I'm not in the wrong and I confused your great formula, which is! writes in chalk "A=B B=C A=C". points at formula with his finger If I did, no sir, I did not intend to misinterpret your formula. Back to my original statement. May Azir (A bugKhazix ) fall with Yasuo Windman, and may his fall coincide with Khazix Kha'Zix.

Totalis10/28/2016, 7:56:24 PM5 votes

Yasuo is a bug and must be deleted. According to your logic, this is because Yasuo = Khazix ,who is a bug, and must therefore also be deleted. Since we've associated Kindred and kennen with a bug, they too have to be deleted. However, Kindred is the incarnation of death, and is a part of every life, as every life comes to an end. Even in a single round of League, all champions involved die at some point. Because every champion is associated with kindred who is also associated with a bug, we have no choice but to delete every champion. Yes.

Fegone10/28/2016, 1:48:30 PM3 votes

Rito can't deny it. Proven by science. Remove Yasuo asap , plox

yogozin10/28/2016, 7:00:32 PM2 votes

{quoted}

HOWEVER! Yasuo says "A sword is poor company for the long road" (Or something along those lines.) So he does not acknowledge Kindred or kennen by his side, for the both of them would make good company. Therefore, debunking this.

Buff Jhin10/28/2016, 8:48:16 PM2 votes

Wow someone's in 7th grade geometry

Mordepool10/28/2016, 6:05:14 PM2 votes

Logic checks out

500000000000000010/28/2016, 5:06:51 AM2 votes

Certainly you meant to post this on "Story, Art, & Sound?"

dunkeroni10/28/2016, 6:08:23 PM2 votes

Seems legit. I don't see how they could refuse now.

Combozone10/29/2016, 4:55:24 PM2 votes

Shoot, now I actually want to write a story about these three traveling together in some way

Netherlife10/29/2016, 6:14:04 PM2 votes

You sir, have infallible logic. Velkoz

arc9510/28/2016, 3:03:14 PM2 votes

Windman windwalls Delete projectile

Windman is now a monster that even Rito cant stop

AmazoX10/29/2016, 6:17:51 PM1 votes

You missed the ''Illumaniti confirmed''

Ariel the Cruel10/29/2016, 6:18:13 PM1 votes

Riot does not tolerate bugs (for the most part) and removes them ASAP.

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Auroraen10/31/2016, 2:16:06 AM1 votes

420 upvotes guys, thank you! (Please leave it here) [slayer-jinx-catface]

BoundaryBreaker10/31/2016, 8:46:57 AM1 votes

downvoted to push towards 420. Love you

Lùmen8/2/2017, 1:41:48 PM1 votes

Kindred ARE the embodiment of death. please

naerial1/30/2018, 4:36:19 AM1 votes

Or by death he's referring to his 2/11/1 KDA

KronosXVIIII7/6/2018, 9:16:23 AM1 votes

“Delete windman” I’m done

DeracadaVenom10/27/2018, 1:18:20 AM1 votes

You state a decent argument. But windman will forever eat your ults

I’m late

The 2nd Horseman10/29/2016, 1:29:27 AM1 votes

I love the post, except for the fact you didn't just say substitution property of equality.

Kingdom Corn10/29/2016, 6:43:39 AM1 votes

But what if yasuo is no kill????

ChocolaTea10/29/2016, 7:45:18 AM1 votes

Where's the part where you say illuminati?

xxxDogmanxxx10/29/2016, 10:15:31 AM1 votes

Welp, cant argue with that logic.

[slayer-jinx-wink]

a special one10/29/2016, 11:41:56 AM1 votes

you sir, are a fucking genius

SuperKappa271110/29/2016, 12:01:17 PM1 votes

LOL

MagikarpIsBoss10/29/2016, 12:42:20 PM1 votes

This doesnt belong in Memes & Games.

I'm pretty sure this fits under Story, Art, & Sound.