Riddle me this: What do you call a man without a wife?

Yes, shitty joke and shitpost.
Put your terrible (or kind of okay) riddles below so I can annoy my friends with them.

Yes, shitty joke and shitpost.
Put your terrible (or kind of okay) riddles below so I can annoy my friends with them.
happy, you call him happy.
everyone knows this stale meme
not even a joke at ths point
this the shit that gives me an
ty
Its not threshs fault he starts the game with 100% wifesteal