Who is the true Chuck Norris of the League of Legends?

Gentleman Gems·Oct 20, 2015·1 votes·635 views

After a post from ProfDrDeath stating that Riven is the Chuck Norris of League, I laughed.~~5 seconds later~~ After a long and calculated research, I have deducted that Lee Sin, is the proper Chuck Norris for these 3 reasons

1. Pro Lee Sin players have been known to 1v3 people without being super fed, a sign of ultimate badassery

2. He's a badass blind monk who can kick ass and chew bubble gum

3. HIS ULTIMATE IS A MOTHER FUCKING BADASS ROUND HOUSE KICK!!!... Sorry bud I got overloaded with pure Badassery

So I have meticulously chosen the best reasons for Lee Sin to be the Chuck Norris of League, but it is for you the Community to decide

14 Comments

ViashinoWizardOct 20, 20154 votes

Pretty sure it's Jax. His lore is literally being unbeatable.

Gentleman GemsOct 20, 20151 votes

Look, we know riot could not nerf Jax succesfully but that does not make him Faker.

LordGeovanniOct 21, 20151 votes

if jax is allow to farm in piece you will need 2 attack speed slow skills in addition to item 3110 and item 3143 to beat him.

True LizardOct 21, 20151 votes

or chuck noris.

CorndawgOct 20, 20152 votes

F A K E R

Malicious MetalOct 20, 20152 votes

Pff... There can only be one numero uno and that's Mordekaiser

HentRexOct 21, 20151 votes

BR Hue BR Hue BR Hue

Francisco PiresOct 20, 20151 votes

Braum. The support that can 1vs1 any other non fighter champion.

HentRexOct 21, 20151 votes

Taric The OG 1v1 support.

AikkiOct 20, 20151 votes

Irelia, rofl.

True LizardOct 20, 20151 votes

None can be when ever one gets close chuck noris punches the screen and it changes the coding in the game which causes the champions to be nerfed because two people being chuck noris would destroy the multiverse.

Gentleman GemsOct 20, 20151 votes

well League does not exist in our universe, so unless Chuck Norris lived in Runeterra, Oh wait

True LizardOct 21, 20151 votes

yeah well you see chuck noris is so strong he can punch holes through time and space to other dimensions and he can do it with so much force it stops time so he could very well be everywhere at once...i know it makes no sense but when your chuck noris sense doesn't care what you do there for potatonana

LordGeovanniOct 21, 20151 votes

Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris of League of Legends. After winning every match that happened alone before the institute of war was founded he retired in order to give the lesser champions a chance to shine and be Draaaven