When people complain about the latest Patch...

That's actually a perfect representation. I'm going to use that in the future.

Nobody plays scissors since the rework anyways

Hilariously accurate.

+1.

As bad as the balance is here, at least it's not quite as bad as WoW used to be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXX8URSUWm0

People complaining about a Patch?

I for one am SHOCKED*[zombie-brand-mindblown]*

This is a really good analogy

And then there's that one guy who becomes the gun.

{quoted}

"Dear Riot,

Rock too OP, plz nerf.

Paper is fair and balanced.

Love,

Scissors."

You forgot one thing. Where are the insults?

Nerf please

Why can't he be balanced as well as

Love,

This actually makes sense.

What about lizard and Spock!

OP?

When people complain...

http://gameplaymovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gp-logo.png BOARDS

My only complaint is that I've had to do 2 repairs on my files during this patch. Client crashed on a ranked match. #feelsbadman

I appreciate what you are trying to say. Obviously there are counters for many strategies and champs. If you pick a champ and get countered or outscaled, you can't complain about losing the matchup right? Well actually you can in Some situations and actually have a Valid argument. Depending on your rank, there are tons of people who have zero clue how their pick is supposed to beat yours. In some of these, one pick is better for a number of levels before it gets outscaled. But because of people having no clue how to play the counterpick or no clue how to survive until they outscale, the counterpick gets buffed to absurd levels. There's been more of this in the past 1.5 seasons than before and many are getting annoyed by it. So rather it should be: new players with no Game understanding pls stop whining when you lose a matchup you should win simply because you get outplayed. Like you shouldn't whine that renek or Darius need needs because you lose an early game 1v1 vs them as Ireland or Jax. You are Supposed to lose to them early unless you massively outplay. When you can stand there and go to toe with the renek or Darius early with no outplay or even when getting outplayed then there Is a problem. Not saying this is what happens right now, just using those matchups as examples. Anyway, hope this makes you think a bit more deeply.

The truth!! But seriously, Rock is too OP.

Holy you are a fkin genius