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Sinlaire53 votes

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Mistress Madoka4 votes

ROFL "Corner of Hiroshima an N- - -asake"

Samflash316 votes

Heimerdinger Indeed, a wise choice.

(Heimerdinger Me gustaitem 3157 )

GLWuffie5 votes

Oh is that a Heimerdinger with his widdle turrets all together?

Anivia: I think they're too close to each other and generating too much heat, let me cool them off... R/Glacial Storm

Yxgl222HaX5 votes

Takes nunu mid with smite into heim- eats/smites all dongers- sits back and laughs at the cs-less heimer wondering what went wrong

Lucent Rengar1 votes

holy shit. i thought nobody woulda guessed that. when enemy picks heim, i go nunu jg and just camp his lane.

Kouga3 votes

Syndra. Just throw his turrets away.

Shuumi2 votes

Laughs hysterically as he lays down a fresh row as you dive, drop mega and throw down that SWAGG walk cuz you just died while trying to gank the Donger. Heimerdinger item 3165 item 3027 item 3157

Kuzja14 votes

Everyone knows it works like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgNBsCI4EA

Derp Capacitor1 votes

This

DirkTarTar2 votes

spams retreat and danger pings like a mad man

Kuroi862 votes

Mid: Dangit, this guy is annoying, can you gank?

Jungler: Um... how much AoE do you have?

Mid Brand : I've got one, no worries.

Jungle Khazix : Yeah... not gonna be enough.

SlampieceHawke2 votes

The champ that made heimer less frustrating to play against was Chogath , for me anyways. Unfortunately he is practically permabaned as of now. :(

Leon Etoile2 votes

He is gankable. I was in skype with my roomie who refused to gank him even before he got ult. I was syndra and tossing his turrets out of lane... still wouldn't. Dinger has given jungle mains ptsd...

4th Chiming Lamb2 votes

'Aight... Now, I'm going to give you a list on tasks. Do them, then get back to me. Task 1: Jungle (without leashing or taxing. No passive XP in the jungle.) Task 2: Gank Hiemerdinger Task 3: Seriously reconsider how intelligent you are.

badooga1 votes

LOL

Kieferr1 votes

Lol

SerBlaise1 votes

what show/movie is this from?

Der Lindwurm1 votes

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what show/movie is this from?

True Blood (Season 5, Episode 9)

Vampire Molly was my favorite character in the whole show and I was so sad that they only kept her around for a few episodes.

Cansema1 votes

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what show/movie is this from?

are you talking about .. 'dont be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood' or OPs post?

HouseCat011 votes

Imagine playing as udyr: multiply this by roughly 9,000 squared

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

Oh hey, I main Udyr!

HouseCat011 votes

cool! we can be udyr bros! also, Heimerdinger mid must die, once he gets his turrets down i can't do anything :/

darkorpse1 votes

Gank heimer? Double kill.

58738074DEL11 votes

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Hello I am Bird1 votes

3 things:

1:Take a damn joke.

2:The jungle culture here is actually pretty well, every other day I see at least 2 or 3 posts on PSAs for laners to help their jungler.

3:Grammar, learn it.

Weasel Kensei1 votes

I just generally dont gank a Heimerdinger unless its with Warwick orZac .

With WW if you can ult to suppress him and your mid can combo him, that will crush him, but you better flash in and ult in one swift and lethal motion.

Zac isnt so bad, as long as I can stun him with E, and have ult and can ult him toward mid, you can "die" on the gank to his ult and reform with passive.

It more important to crush Heim in lane than have your passive. Also Zac can come in and wreck the turrets with all his AoE attacks while hurting Heim.

You really need to CC him, sustain damage dealer ganks are a bad idea, especially without hard CC.

Once Heim moves out of laning phase... I make sure to punish him, he better be glued to his team cause I WILL come and tear him a new one to make up for the limited ganks during laning.

KalkiKrosah1 votes

How to counterpick Heimerdinger: Anivia Cassiopeia Azir Morgana Karma Ziggs Syndra Nunu Heimerdinger

chavyy1422 votes

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How to counterpick Heimerdinger: Anivia Cassiopeia Azir Morgana Karma Ziggs Syndra Nunu Heimerdinger

Is morg mid still even viable? And does she really do well against heim? Asking for a friend

Silver Don2 votes

How about Malzahar

Roaranor1 votes

Considering that Morg is traditionally a mid laner, I'm gonna jump the gun and say yes. She hurts.

Orbv1 votes

Yes she is. Her ratios are still very good. Her base damage for tormented soil was nerfed several times, but at rank 3 it still can clear minion waves on the last tick. Her Q nuke and R nuke are always devastating.

HOWEVER, I've Heimerdinger in ranked several times, once against a morgana, and she isn't a counter. Tormented soil costs a lot of mana to try to remove turrets, he pokes harder, and her all in would get her killed because his W with all rockets hitting is higher than her shield (at an even rank), he can simply stun her if she gets in close for her ult and then he can RQ. That is an INSANELY neutral lane. It's a Vladamir vs Yorick lane (assuming Yorick doesn't lvl 3 cheese vlad)

chavyy1421 votes

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Yes she is. Her ratios are still very good. Her base damage for tormented soil was nerfed several times, but at rank 3 it still can clear minion waves on the last tick. Her Q nuke and R nuke are always devastating.

HOWEVER, I've Heimerdinger in ranked several times, once against a morgana, and she isn't a counter. Tormented soil costs a lot of mana to try to remove turrets, he pokes harder, and her all in would get her killed because his W with all rockets hitting is higher than her shield (at an even rank), he can simply stun her if she gets in close for her ult and then he can RQ. That is an INSANELY neutral lane. It's a Vladamir vs Yorick lane (assuming Yorick doesn't lvl 3 cheese vlad)

Thank you for this

GamerGoodies1 votes

I think you forgot Karthus RIP turrets.

Hello I am Bird1 votes

With Revive gone, it will never be the same...

Singady1 votes

Forgetting someone............item 3070 Xerathitem 3070

Silver Don1 votes

I still think the best counter is Malzahar

stevedoesmc1 votes

unless you Nocturne and you ult

Snakezzy1 votes

5v2, smart idea Kappa

Derp Capacitor1 votes

As a Heimerdinger main, I can say that this bitchAshe is amazing against turrets

WolfBV1 votes

Wait, I'm not supposed to gank him. .-.

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

Hiemerdinger lanes are scary to gank. Like... our mid laner can rot in hell for all I care. Nope. Nope. Nope. NOPE! One turret= 16.6666666667 shades of NOPE. I'll chill in the bushes while they go die to Hiemerdinger, THEN run in and hold the lane (taxing all to hell due to their stupidity)

Valaran Nara1 votes

Who the hell is Heimerdinger?

You mean the Donger?Heimerdinger

HouseCat011 votes

i always called him Heimdinger, leaving out the er, Heim-er-dinger

Valaran Nara1 votes

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i always called him Heimdinger, leaving out the er, Heim-er-dinger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIKlaq2wBqA

Prepare to get your swagger back.

RaptorKarr1 votes

Heimerdinger - With all these Turrets around me the Jungler has no Chance

Skarner summoner 4 R- You'll Never Escape!

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