You wake up as a random champion (rules, and restrictions apply)

Senteth·2/26/2015, 3:42:07 PM·22 votes·8,846 views

Use this site ( https://www.random.org/ ) to generate a random number between 1 and 129. You wake up as the champion with the corresponding number.


Keep in mind that:

1: If your champion is not the same gender as you, then you will wake up as a male/female equivalent to that champion. So let's say you're a guy, and you end up with Jinx. In this situation you will wake up as a boy version of jinx.

2: You gain all the abilities of your champion, but you do not inherit any of their motivations or personality traits.

3: Any pets that you may have (Quinn's Valor, Annie's Tibbers) will still have their personalities, and motives, but they will ultimately have to do what you say.

4: Your mind cannot be directly altered in any way. So if you're Udyr, then the 4 animal spirits inside your head, wont be able to make you do anything or directly change your mood.

5: This takes place in the "real world", not Valoran.


  1. Aatrox
  2. Ahri
  3. Akali
  4. Alistar
  5. Amumu
  6. Anivia
  7. Annie
  8. Ashe
  9. Azir
  10. Blitzcrank
  11. Brand
  12. Braum
  13. Caitlyn
  14. Cassiopeia
  15. Chogath
  16. Corki
  17. Darius
  18. Diana
  19. DrMundo
  20. Draven
  21. Elise
  22. Evelynn
  23. Ezreal
  24. Fiddlesticks
  25. Fiora
  26. Fizz
  27. Galio
  28. Gangplank
  29. Garen
  30. Gnar
  31. Gragas
  32. Graves
  33. Hecarim
  34. Heimerdinger
  35. Irelia
  36. Janna
  37. JarvanIV
  38. Jax
  39. Jayce
  40. Jinx
  41. Kalista
  42. Karma
  43. Karthus
  44. Kassadin
  45. Katarina
  46. Kayle
  47. Kennen
  48. Khazix
  49. KogMaw
  50. Leblanc
  51. LeeSin
  52. Leona
  53. Lissandra
  54. Lucian
  55. Lulu
  56. Lux
  57. Malphite
  58. Malzahar
  59. Maokai
  60. MasterYi
  61. MissFortune
  62. Mordekaiser
  63. Morgana
  64. Nami
  65. Nasus
  66. Nautilus
  67. Nidalee
  68. Nocturne
  69. Nunu
  70. Olaf
  71. Orianna
  72. Pantheon
  73. Poppy
  74. Quinn
  75. Rammus
  76. RekSai
  77. Renekton
  78. Rengar
  79. Riven
  80. Rumble
  81. Ryze
  82. Sejuani
  83. Shaco
  84. Shen
  85. Shyvana
  86. Singed
  87. Sion
  88. Sivir
  89. Skarner
  90. Sona
  91. Soraka
  92. Swain
  93. Syndra
  94. Talon
  95. Taric
  96. Teemo
  97. Thresh
  98. Tristana
  99. Trundle
  100. Tryndamere
  101. Twitch
  102. TwistedFate
  103. Udyr
  104. Urgot
  105. Varus
  106. Vayne
  107. Veigar
  108. Velkoz
  109. Vi
  110. Viktor
  111. Vladimir
  112. Volibear
  113. Warwick
  114. MonkeyKing
  115. Xerath
  116. XinZhao
  117. Yasuo
  118. Yorick
  119. Zac
  120. Zed
  121. Ziggs
  122. Zilean
  123. Zyra
  124. Bard
  125. Ekko
  126. TahmKench
  127. Kindred If you get them then roll again, (min 1 max 2) 1 your lamb 2 your wolf
  128. Illaoi
  129. Jhin

252 Comments

One Epic Potato2/27/2015, 12:07:39 AM12 votes

Nautilus I wake up, and I just destroyed my entire house because i'm a two ton titan. Great. Well, at least I get a cool anchor.

ZacsRealm2/26/2015, 5:54:10 PM9 votes

Kassadin If i'm lucky, i'll be able to Riftwalk to the remote thats 254 units away.

Byrnes2/27/2015, 4:03:03 PM9 votes

Nasus THE SANDS OF TIME WILL NOT HOLD ME BACK FROM MY TRUE PURPOSE. smacks alarm clock with staff IT IS TIME TO FEAST. chews on cereal 9:00am - bark at newspaper man 10:00am - smash fire hydrant with staff 11:00am - smash clock-in at work with staff 12:30pm - smash lunch box with staff 5:00pm - smash clock-out at work with staff 7:00pm - play ARAM on League, get Renekton, smash computer tower with staff 7:20pm - get mad that I'm outlaning a Nasus with Renekton, become giant, smash keyboard with staff. 10:00pm - 2:00am - bark at random sounds

Narasimha2/26/2015, 5:37:12 PM8 votes

Garen MY HEART AND SWORD ALWAYS FOR DEMACIA!

...What do you mean, 'America'? The hell is that?

NO I WILL NOT PUT MY SWORD AWAY. STOP POINTING THOSE GUNS AT ME FIRST.

Look, I had no choice. He was threatening me! Of course I had to bring down Justice on him! .... Ok, maybe the spinning away was optional, BUT STILL.

goldensilver092/26/2015, 4:44:44 PM7 votes

I'm Jax Time to take off the Mask...

I'm... Outrageous.

chuckduck12/27/2015, 2:55:50 AM7 votes

Blitzcrank I feel the need to go to a club and pull as many chicks to my side as possible and get them knocked them up with my E.

TauNoob12/26/2015, 7:20:31 PM7 votes

Urgot :C

WolfBV2/27/2015, 8:06:59 AM7 votes

Karthus : "Mom, I think I did the puberty wrong."

Trylobyte2/26/2015, 7:20:56 PM7 votes

118, Yorick.

I can summon ghouls! This gives me a collection of helpers I can count on to perform simple tasks for me, whether that be bringing groceries upstairs (Can't trust Ravenous with that though) or finding my television remote. It also means I can make ghost-clones of people, which comes in great when I need to be in two places at once or need more than two hands to complete a task. Probably won't make me too popular with the Church, though, and two of the ghouls have issues - Ravenous tends to eat all my snacks and Decaying smells like, well, death. Spectral would be pretty chill, though.

If we factor the 'undead' side into this as well, it means that I don't need to eat, sleep, or breathe, which opens up a whole lot more time to do things. I can recover from nearly any injury (albeit slowly) and I can't ever get sick. Downsides there are that I really like eating and sleeping. I think I could adapt, though. And there won't be that usual 'undead smell' if I remember regular daily hygiene, which will be a lot easier with the extra eight hours a day I don't have to spend sleeping. Immortality might get old after a while, though. We'd have to see.

I dare say I'd really luck out with this one.

CKirk2/26/2015, 10:01:11 PM7 votes

Leblanc So, lying becomes 95% of what I do?

I'm ok with this.

AbsoluteSadman2/26/2015, 6:28:01 PM7 votes

KogMaw I am now the best puppy the world will ever see

willcarry4gold2/26/2015, 9:36:38 PM7 votes

TwistedFate teleport to school in the morning, and back after school.

test account2/27/2015, 12:00:13 AM6 votes

MasterYi I've got crazy sword skills and I can just kind of...float and meditate to heal if I get hurt. I doubt there's any form of hard CC in the real world's military, since they're all about killing not disabling. I think I'll take over the world.

BlackSunNocturne2/27/2015, 12:31:42 AM6 votes

TwistedFate

HELLO WORLD POKER TOUR

Dimitria2/26/2015, 7:53:36 PM6 votes

Ahri OH MY GOD. I have... tails... I get to go charm innocent people? :D Score.

Dead Echo2/26/2015, 3:52:05 PM5 votes

Alistar honestly not sure what I could do, not very interesting.

TheArsynist2/26/2015, 6:22:24 PM5 votes

#41, Kalista.

I guess I'd enter professional spear-throwing competitions for money.

junglerboy162/26/2015, 6:31:41 PM5 votes

Rumble I'm now really short (biggest change), I can actually grow a real beard now, and I'm good with machines and building things. Basically, a short testosterone filled version of me...

EDM Moonstar2/26/2015, 7:38:20 PM5 votes

Jayce

I'm so charming and handsome that it's just a bonus I have such a huge stick. Pretty sure I get free drinks at the gay bars, become a famous actor and be named the Sexiest Man Alive in the near future. Also, pretty positive my father now is George Clooney.

DorsalChicken2/26/2015, 9:24:09 PM5 votes

Tristana Great. now I'm smurf with a giant gun. I'm almost ok with that, almost.

jimmylism2/26/2015, 9:50:49 PM5 votes

Veigar Cry because I can't land the new stuns for shit.

TheKingDodo2/26/2015, 9:52:24 PM5 votes

Ryze I sure appreciate my big scroll ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Only Play Nid2/26/2015, 10:44:48 PM5 votes

Sion. I am now best linebacker in the league.

Doom Brownies2/27/2015, 7:17:44 AM5 votes

Karthus

....

Guess I'll have to stop singing in the shower...

Cryptid Kid2/26/2015, 5:07:35 PM4 votes

fricking turtle.Rammus

The Wet Baguette2/26/2015, 9:26:02 PM4 votes

95

Taric

This is outrageous.

Truly. Truly. Truly.

Hellish Prophecy2/26/2015, 10:40:03 PM4 votes

Ok Rammus

Sirsir2/26/2015, 3:55:06 PM4 votes

Heimerdinger. Talk about a bad hair day...

I guess with my super smarts I work on new weaponry to sell to the gov't and retire at 25 with millions of dollars. Not until Obama is out of office tho, who knows what he would do with them -.-

Barbwired Mind2/27/2015, 10:14:34 AM3 votes

Pantheon http://zamroyz.deviantart.com/art/Which-one-do-you-want-394727077

Dream achieved.

Warm.. Buttery biscuits!

Soft whisper-

"All over my body.."

Nah ima girl, we all know i'd look like this 24/7 http://www.deviantart.com/art/Female-Pantheon-Sketch-481329905

Onegarion2/27/2015, 11:39:24 AM3 votes

Soraka Ouch So i guess I change my life goal to becoming a great healer and dropping stars from the heavens....and eating grass like a goat -_-...

I least I get to charge what I want. lol

JØJł2/27/2015, 1:16:07 PM3 votes

I got Darius .. Time to join a basketball team and be the dunkmaster

Kazu2/27/2015, 12:15:09 AM3 votes

Vladimir okay, a blood mage. Probably when someone tries to murder me, I'll just pool and take only a couple pints of his blood so that he feels weak and I walk away, with all of the people looking at me in horror.

eman98712/26/2015, 7:15:38 PM3 votes

Shen I. Will. **NEVER **DIE!

DarkLiquidDeath2/27/2015, 4:30:28 AM3 votes

Zyra That would actually be really cool, but I'd have trouble going outside in this weather. I'd also need to find some clothes.

Pinjakri2/27/2015, 5:12:17 AM3 votes

Vladimir Great I get to be a pool of blood stealing peoples essences. Yay?

7Artemis72/28/2015, 2:36:21 AM2 votes

Twitch item 3070

Ajax012/27/2015, 12:25:26 AM1 votes

DrMundo it is! I guess I'd have to take up my job at corporate. No but I guess I would run around lifting heavy stuff and throwing axes. I mean that's what Mundo does right? I suppose I would have to try not to get angry. That being sad I would get regenerative powers, so I could do lots of dangerous stuff, and then just heal. That'd be cool.