"You are your harshest critic"

"Wtf, just stop dying"

• genius solution to enemy laner and jungler diving you

I think soloque in most mobas have the harshest critics, speaking of which, here's a story from a few days ago:

6/1/0 WTF is that troll build Cho 4/4/0 The build I normally build (EDIT: nvm I only had these 2 items) LMAO That doesn't work in high elo scrub dies immediately after pressing enter because he/she/it right-clicked into lane and is now 6/2 Uh huh, "high elo", meanwhile you are lower rank than me and neither of us are high elo (Plat5 vs Gold3) Doesn't matter, I'm still doing better than you Thresh gave you like every single one of your kills, ekko's camped for you and I've been tower dove dove 3 times 0/1/6 This is true

20 minutes later

7/8/0 gets caught and 1v1'd by enemy Draven who came back 11/3 lmao, cho so useless Don't even try cho engages entire enemy team 1v5 at baron pit, steals baron via flash ult, goes ham, only Lee Sin survives by flashing over wall QUADRA KILL 15/4/5 Useless huh? The god nvmgj

end of game stats: Me: over twice as much damage dealt as Caitlyn, most damage taken in entire game, most gold in entire game Troll build huh? It worked, credit goes to a Diamond player, higher elo than all of us stfu noob, reported enjoy ban

TRUE STORY

You are your own worst critic... unless you're playing a competitive game.

WTF dude why aren't you playing this completely perfectly like I totally always do? I'm only not in Challenjour because of stupid noobs who can't let me carry!

one game I had this conversation happen between the adcs

1/6 WTF is that build noob learn to play

8/2 first time vayne

so true

all these "pro" rivens are telling me what to build as blitzcrank

My IRL friends actually flame me more than my solo queue teammates. And this isn't defending solo queue. My friends are just assholes.

Legit everyone who uses stupid excuses is an idiot. You suck, you played like shit, admit it and learn from it.

Stop posting in the balance forum when the towers don't cast revive on you after you die under it.