This dude is literally the strongest league character lore-wise.

Yi Bencheikh·Jun 30, 2017·52 votes·3,898 views

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He's immortal , he never actually dies.

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jasonkikJun 30, 201748 votes

Too bad he/she (even Kled does not know its gender) is a fucking bitch and leaves you when you need it the most. Just like my dad.

RalanrJun 30, 20171 votes

And if they ever come back it's always too late.

HelmightJun 30, 201713 votes

Skaarl was confirmed female in the Kled AMA. Kled doesn't know her gender though and probably doesn't much care.

NAY WrecksauceJun 30, 20173 votes

so kled is "riding" her hmmmmm

BarcidJun 30, 201710 votes

In the same sense Banjo rides Kazooie, yes.

Don't put that into Google, kids.

SuckHerWeeJul 1, 20173 votes

its too late.

ive gone too far.

im not gonna make it captain.

tell my wife and kids i love them

EvilMerodachJul 1, 20171 votes

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In the same sense Banjo rides Kazooie, yes.

Don't put that into Google, kids.

mfw http://gamefabrique.com/storage/screenshots/n64/banjo-kazooie-02.png

sakwoyaJun 30, 20176 votes

Well. Could he kill a Star Dragon?

Fondling GemsJun 30, 201711 votes

Could an immortal fly kill a star dragon? Probably not. Just means it is a tie.

EvilMerodachJun 30, 20178 votes

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Could an immortal fly kill a star dragon? Probably not. Just means it is a tie.

I'm pretty sure a normal fly could kill a star dragon. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANNOYING THOSE THINGS ARE??

BBZZzzZZZZ -swat .... BzZZZZZZZ -swat swat swat (silence) yay i got it! .... #BZZzzZZZZzZZZZ ......

yep, that's one dead dragon.

XeroKimoJun 30, 20174 votes

If saitama can't catch a fly, no one can

EvilMerodachJul 1, 20171 votes

{quoted}

If saitama can't catch a fly, no one can

So there we have it kids, the frog on the Rift beats everything in League. (No, not the one that turns into Gromp, I'm talking about the little one that appears in lower river sometimes before minions spawn.)

frog > fly > saitama > sol/bard/kindred > everyone else

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sakwoyaJun 30, 20171 votes

That's some next level shit right there.

macromiteJun 30, 20172 votes

WE don't know how immortal skarrl really is though. infact why would it be afraid at all if it was truly immortal.

Fondling GemsJul 1, 201711 votes

What if Skaarl fears being traumatized? If I were immortal I would make extra sure to steer clear of anything that would cause undue emotional stress, because there can be no escape from that. The pain of watching love ones murdered, corpses scattered across the ground, knowing you will never see them again.... and having to deal with that for an eternity, no escape, no release...

Alternatively Skaarl is just an idiot.

macromiteJul 1, 20174 votes

I don't think skaarl is afraid of being traumatized. everything kled does is traumatizing.

And skaarl might be stupid, but stupid doesn't equal out to a ~~fight or~~ flight response. Infact I would argue that it means the other.

Instead I reckon to say skaarl doesn't age, and knows exactly when to retreat to keep himself alive. Probably friends with kled because kled makes for one hell of a distraction.

im a moronJul 1, 20171 votes

Skarrl is just too stupid to acknowledge the fact that it's immortal :U

ChaoticPineconeJul 1, 20171 votes

being afraid is how you STAY immortal

KaeblenJun 30, 20176 votes

Immortal, you say?

I can understand you ignoring these other guys though: Anivia AurelionSol Azir Galio Malphite Mordekaiser Nasus Renekton Yorick Zilean totally, NOT immortal.

aspects1Jun 30, 20171 votes

pretty sure asol and vel are immortal

IronwallJacksonJun 30, 20171 votes

Different kinds of immortality. Most of these dudes could theoretically be killed, even if they could live indefinitely. Skarl is impervious to damage of any sort. She can't be killed and seemingly doesn't age.

DatalessJun 30, 20171 votes

Bard is immortal but can be killed. Just a lore tidbit.

Skins ProjectJun 30, 20171 votes

Kindred is sorta imaginary.

Bard is immortal but can be killed.

Not sure about tahm actually, I'd assume as a demon there's some way to "kill" him

Anivia is immortal but loses memories/can be corrupted each renewal.

A-Sol admitted there are beings more powerful then him.

Ascended beings are are not immortal if i recall. Just very very very very very (etc) long life spans.

Brand is a fire spirit sorta immortal.

Galio isn't really.... Alive... In the traditional sense.

Malphite is a mountain. Mountains decay.

Mord is bound to his skull

Nasus/Renek/Azir- See above

Idk about yorick..

Zil is debatable? Not quite sure. tbh.

Gameplay wise Skarl legit doesn't take dmg.

Ofc I'm going partially into "strongest character lore wise" not just immortality.

EpicurusJul 1, 20172 votes

Ascended are confirmed to be killable. Sivir's blade belonged to an Ascended named Setaka who was killed in Icathia. I don't now if they naturally age though, however slowly.

Skins ProjectJul 1, 20171 votes

(psst forgot a k)

I'm pretty sure it was mentioned they do age...

KaeblenJul 2, 20171 votes

Tahm is special.

His physical form can be destroyed, but as the embodiment of an idea, he will never "die" so long as suffering exists in the world. He can always manifest a new body.

I guess there was a condition there that allows him do die, though, wasn't there? I guess if there was nothing living in the world Kindred would cease to exist too.--since she's the embodiment of death, having nothing left that can die would destroy her.

roar2001Jul 1, 20172 votes

forgetting all of the darkin

KaeblenJul 2, 20172 votes

GOOD POINT!

im not sure if Darkin die or not. they certainly live a long time tho.

im a moronJul 1, 20174 votes

Skarl is more than just immortal

what sets Skarl aside from the divine beings you set out in front of me is that Skarl is also Indestructible

not once have I seen Skarl hit 0 HP and die

every time Skarl was to hit "0 HP" Skarl just runs away

Giant Star dragon blasts a small lizard with a voice of a thousand suns? Runs away

Anubis smashes the lizard with a cane that has trapped a thousand souls within it? Runs away

Thrown into the godahm void? runs away

Swallowed by Chogath? Runs away

Destroyed and erased from the timeline? Runs away

Rito tries to break its legs with a nerf hammer? Runs away

Edit: Incapable of escaping? Runs away

PimpStickNasusJul 1, 20171 votes

{quoted}

Immortal, you say?

I can understand you ignoring these other guys though: totally, NOT immortal.

What about Xerath he'd be the third most powerful champion of that group and that's assuming bard is more powerful as we don't know much of him

Anonymous AliasJul 1, 20171 votes

{quoted}

Immortal, you say?

I can understand you ignoring these other guys though: totally, NOT immortal.

Nasus and Renekton are not immortal. They just live for really long time.

KaeblenJul 2, 20171 votes

??? I thought I said that? "totally - not - immortal"

they just look immortal to some people. short sighted fools...

SceizerJun 30, 20173 votes

To bad he only runs away

LauchmelderJun 30, 201721 votes

Skaarl doesn't run away, she (?) retreats to advance from a different location

LyndrisJun 30, 20177 votes

Yes, she. And i thought it was just advancing towards future victory?

Hextech and TeaJun 30, 20173 votes

SHE

ValeckseraiJun 30, 20173 votes

Karthus Kindred triggered

RookPusherJun 30, 20173 votes

Kled needs a Jurrasic Park skin with a Kled Spitter.

IGotScuttleCrabsJul 1, 20171 votes

This^

Also I want to see a JarJar Binks Skarl (since as op pit it, Skarl is the strongest in lore/galaxy)

aspects1Jun 30, 20172 votes

AurelionSol / Velkoz ?

Mr NoggenfoggerJun 30, 20177 votes

What makes you think vel koz is immortal? Literally nothing states this ever

aspects1Jul 1, 20171 votes

it asol's lore he is described as being as powerful as asol himself, a void equivalent per say he said he "feared to think what would happen if that thing came into this world" when he sees velkoz in the void

ProtestantCaesarJul 1, 20174 votes

Aurelian Sol's lore did not say that was Vel'koz. I highly doubt it was Vel'koz.

aspects1Jul 1, 20171 votes

while it wasnt specifically described as velkoz, it was described as a being who could make a rift, and velkoz is the only one who can do that (his w) plus, if you watch velkoz's champion teaser and read his lore, he is emerging from a similar rift

The SoulforgedJun 30, 20172 votes

I remember a rioter saying her life is tied to those plains she lives in. Like, if those plains were destroyed, by like a giant star dragon, Skaarl would die too.