Moobeat is love, Moobeat is life

I was only 9 years old I loved Moobeat so much, I read all his pbe updates and red post collections I pray to Moobeat every night before bed, thanking him for the PBE news I've been given "Moobeat is love", I say, "Moobeat is life" My dad hears me and calls me a Live player I called him Bronze I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Moobeat He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving toward me it's moobeat I am so happy He whispers in my ears "these are my patch notes" He grabs me with his powerful american beard and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I press my F5 for Moobeat He penetrates my PBE I feel my PBE updating as my new content is being revealed I release against his force I want to please Moobeat He roars a mighty WIP Post and fills my PBE with his posts My dad walks in Moobeat looks him straight and says "30/7 PBE update" Moobeat leaves through the window Moobeat is love, Moobeat is life