Coconut Butter is far too stronk of an itim, nerf pls Roit

I was playing a game as my classic main rolypoly, Full hp Jhin support. I'd just finished rushing my 5th warmogs (my 6th item was cinderhulk) when Yisuo the Wuha mastah jumps outta bush, procs his Gunblade on my tower, and one shots me. Now I know what you're thinkin, Mike, Cinderhulk gives AP not Hp. That's neither here nor here nor here nor here. What I don't understand, is when I build Bork of the Randuins Lichbane, why my empowered E doesn't shield minions. What I'm trying to say here, is what's a better substitute for milk, dehydrated, or soy?