So I'm eating in my classic role, Papa Johns top lane

ME UNGA ME SMASH·4/24/2017, 1:23:38 PM·44 votes·1,943 views

I had just finished buying my quaaaaaaaaad pizza's so I could pentakill the enemy team in one hit, when all of a sudden, Grimace and the god damn red-headed Wendy's whore jump out of a bush, offer me beef substitutes, and one shot me. I was so perturbed by this, I had to buy another quaaaaaaaaaaad pizza. Now, I know what you're thinking, but Machiavelli, all you had to do was ask for large Bepis and shoot the meme's. That's always the case in this situation. What I don't understand, is why I can't get a Mcpick 2 as a meal. What I'm trying to ask here, is when should I take fervor of battle on Darius, and when should I take Grasp?

38 Comments

SEKAI4/24/2017, 4:39:21 PM9 votes

Get a netflix programme and make a show with this script. Please.

The Whamboozler4/24/2017, 4:22:56 PM5 votes

Man, Papa Johns is awful. Papa Johns is pizza in the same way that vegetable oil is a beverage. I mean, yeah... you can drink it... but I fail to see why anyone would WANT to.

OceanicEyes4/24/2017, 6:39:36 PM5 votes

Neither, take Stormraiders so you can chase the pizza as Darius

Oelyk4/24/2017, 3:44:19 PM4 votes

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What I'm trying to ask here, is when should I take fervor of battle on Darius, and when should I take Grasp?

Neither, take veggie burger. Veggie burger is OP and needs ketchup PL0X.

SwaT 104/24/2017, 1:24:57 PM4 votes

can you share sum?

Rykagnar4/25/2017, 2:07:53 AM4 votes

The amount of Dunkey in this post is...

dunktastic

NOT EVEN CLOOOOSE BBY!

mrgiraffeweevil4/24/2017, 8:30:47 PM3 votes

As soon as I saw who it was by, I knew what it was

sigh take my upvote

Ashen Rider4/24/2017, 4:02:09 PM3 votes

B E P I S

Jerry SeinfeId4/24/2017, 8:46:42 PM2 votes

you need to take the Papa's Blessing mastery so you can pentakill your own team in base for 20k rp, first blood(5x) and 2 sodi pops. then you buy the bami so you can eat it instead of the beef substitutes, that way grimace can't oneshot you. But watch out for Ionic spark. now, i know what YOU'RE thinking "lightning on my attacks sounds pretty good" but think about it. Your axe is made of metal, metal conducts elektricity. Now you can oneshot the windman and get all the money. with all the money you can buy more Quaaaaaaaad Pizza's to oneshot the tankiest guy in the whole universe. and then you get recruited by ics to work it with dyrone so you can join team tism. so yeah i'd honestly go with Grasp.

Lord Galvatron4/25/2017, 2:24:39 PM1 votes

Pizza Hut, more like Pizza BUTT.

RusselChambers4/25/2017, 4:33:21 PM1 votes

Speaking of papa john, my s.o. just met him the other day. Nice dude