So you're playin Nocturn top, ya classic main

ME UNGA ME SMASH··26 votes·1,319 views

Walkin to lane right, you got your dark seal, 2 vision wards, standard stuff, when all sudden, Renghoulash and his partner in crime, Weaboo Samurai jump outye lane bush, n slam ya ass into next Tuesday. And you sittin there dead, your three wards cleanly placed under tower, and your cleanse and barrier on cool down, and ya sit there thinking, when was the last time you ate pancakes with ya dad? So the real question here is, what's a better keystone on Dyrus, Nerver of Dungle, or Grapes of the Undyne?

35 Comments

ME UNGA ME SMASH1 votes

I can't talk right now, in game with my classic main, Tank Caitlyn jg.

Lord Galvatron2 votes

I'm disowning you if your not using Deathfire touch.

ME UNGA ME SMASH1 votes

Nah bro Rabadon's Scepter is the best keystone, we all know this

Lord Galvatron2 votes

Yes but did you put Liandrys Umbral horror as your secondary keystone?

ME UNGA ME SMASH1 votes

What is this, baby town 3000? I dont use bronze lockrocks, I use Volcanic Geyser as my tertiary doorboulder.

Lord Galvatron1 votes

You foolish fool! You don't use your Plumblus as a energy pylon to increase the output of your lost gagoogaflitz? We all know Riot is run by Shark Tale.

ME UNGA ME SMASH1 votes

I'm the fool? Ha! I've had you for a fool all along! IT WAS SINGED THE WHOLE TIME!

Lord Galvatron1 votes

Ha! You activated my set Trap card! It allows me to discard 4 lightly cooked Turkeys to my Milano cookie Harem to send Singed to Uganda.

Checkmate, all 4 checkers are in a horizontal position.

ME UNGA ME SMASH1 votes

You don't understand nothin bout anything. hA! I had all four pieces of Exodia from the start of the game! I let you play your games and you had already lost! Hokoto no Shinken will never lose to the likes of you!

Lord Galvatron1 votes

What you didn't know is that I have already won! Recoome always has the upper hand! While you were distracted by my strategically placed Nicolas Cage on a fishing pole, I replaced your left nipple of Exodia with Nat Pagle causing you to lose all 1337 of your HP before the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth Turtle.

You are dealing with powers beyond your control.

ME UNGA ME SMASH1 votes

I do believe we have gone too far. Lets call it a draw.

Lord Galvatron1 votes

Awwww, I'm just getting warmed up. I haven't even used Shrek's love letters to Martian Luther King jr. yet :(

Galvatron: Goon Platoon.........

Me: Yes sir?

Galvatron: I let you use my account, I think you have gone too far with the Shitposting.

Me: *Sigh yes sir......

ME UNGA ME SMASH1 votes

I am now more confused than I was when I began this shitposting fest

Lord Galvatron1 votes

You are currently talking to Goon Platoon, Galvatron (leader of all Decepticons) lets me use his account for playing champions other then Yorick and shitposting on M&G.

ME UNGA ME SMASH2 votes

I'm sorry master Melledoneus, resume thy banana eating

TheHappyReaperz4 votes

I thought the name was "I Know Drunk", and the post made sense for a bit.

ME UNGA ME SMASH1 votes

I ain't drink occifer, I'm home

PastaMario3 votes

Nocturne top got me out of Bronze.

RipReviveFkRito1 votes

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Nocturne top got me out of Bronze.

So you went from unranked to bronze?

Lord Galvatron1 votes

No he demoted from bronze back to unranked.

ME UNGA ME SMASH2 votes

The ultimate punishment

PastaMario1 votes

During Season 3, landed into Bronze 2. Played a few unsuccessful games, then went Nocturne Top to get all the way to Silver 2.

Handy Sandy 1 votes

What

ShovelShepherd1 votes

Grapes... definitely garps

HeimerLmao1 votes

Da Undertale reference

Oelyk1 votes

So what happened to wits end?

yay nibbers1 votes

I actually take Greenguy's Present when I'm playing Darien, Server of Breakfast only does so much damage and Game Grumps of the Unsubscribed has been nerfed too hard.

Lord Galvatron1 votes

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I actually take Greenguy's Present when I'm playing Darien, Server of Breakfast only does so much damage and Game Grumps of the Unsubscribed has been nerfed too hard.

1337/10 for the Game Grumps of the Unsubscribed XD

Velzard of Koz1 votes

You seem to have created a new meme. Soon, it will spread all over the kappaxy.

ME UNGA ME SMASH1 votes

Ah, but you see, thats where you're wrong. The meme created me.

Prison AnaI1 votes

what the fuck

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