How many people can I trigger in one post?

The Ender Cobra·10/16/2016, 12:17:32 AM·54 votes·3,810 views

Bringing back solo queue was a bad idea Darius Illaoi Heimerdinger Jayce Riven Zed Teemo Yasuo are all zero skill champs RWBY is the worst tv show ever Harambe shoulda been tranquilized Harambe deserved to die Diana and Leona are both straight Jhin secretly loves the number 5 Undertale is the worst game ever Malicious metal is bad at Mordekaiser Laughing fish isn't funny My teams are the reason I'm bronze ... did I miss anything

122 Comments

Wonderlands10/16/2016, 12:18:47 AM47 votes

Yasuo needs a buff

Glory ln Death10/16/2016, 12:25:06 AM29 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Ender Cobra,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jr9lud29,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-16T00:17:32.470+0000)

Jhin secretly loves the number 5

YOU WOULD DEFILE ART!!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0IukDJInN2jZRKes/giphy.gif

Best Kog NA10/16/2016, 12:19:01 AM27 votes

Just say this to trigger most of the boards. Plants are a good idea.

D3m37r110/16/2016, 12:44:36 AM22 votes

Stuff you missed:

Your waifu is trash Your favourite anime is trash Your ships are trash If you aren't challenger rank 1 your opinion doesn't matter Buff Fizz Kalista Irelia MasterYi LeeSin

Shen deserved those nerfs in 6.18

The Mordekaiser rework was the best thing to happen to this game

Every champion should be reworked by CertainlyT Bad grammar

Keevalroy10/16/2016, 1:39:23 AM13 votes

CertainlyT Is a great designer. We should let Riot do whatever they want despite feedback. Dynamic Queue made the game fun. There's nothing wrong with Yasuo's kit. Martial Poise is a healthy passive. I started in Season 6, but I can talk about "old League" as if I was there. Season 6 was the best season yet. Lee Sin isn't mobile enough. Ekko needs more passives.

I can't do any more...I'm gonna throw up if I continue, even if this is just satire.

Edit: Okay, I have the strength for one more:

The spectator event should always be placed at a higher priority than the real game.

Big Lincoln10/16/2016, 3:06:36 AM11 votes

Master Yi's true damage should crit

Heretic Lunari10/16/2016, 1:35:24 AM9 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Ender Cobra,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jr9lud29,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-16T00:17:32.470+0000)

Diana and Leona are both straight

I agree with this one :]

Sniper 010/16/2016, 1:39:12 AM9 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Ender Cobra,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jr9lud29,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-16T00:17:32.470+0000)

Malicious metal is bad at Mordekaiser did I miss anything

You've gone too far.... ;-;

Jet Sett10/16/2016, 1:51:39 AM8 votes

Jokes on you RWBY isn't aired on the television!

Ralanr10/16/2016, 3:03:31 AM7 votes

You didn't mistake juggernauts for tanks. I am untriggered.

ItsOrval10/16/2016, 3:38:15 AM6 votes

Wait... People really think my Jayce requires no skill? :(

Angry Monster10/16/2016, 12:29:27 AM6 votes

Jhin secretly loves the number 5

LIES ITS 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hauling Ashe10/16/2016, 12:42:45 AM4 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Ender Cobra,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jr9lud29,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-16T00:17:32.470+0000)

Diana and Leona are both straight

This actually had the opposite effect of triggering, tyvm.

PoofAnton10/16/2016, 5:31:33 PM3 votes

Shaco boxes should crit. If I loose lane it's my junglers fault for not camping me.

DarkRitual10/16/2016, 11:59:12 AM2 votes

Rylai's is a fair and balanced item.

FluffyMcArfArf10/16/2016, 12:14:09 PM2 votes

AP Nasus is a viable support.

Umbra Ionia10/16/2016, 12:23:07 PM2 votes

Easy: Ivern Trigger(se)ed.

Sorry not sorry.

Mighty Mortein10/16/2016, 12:46:01 PM2 votes

Rat-ta-Tat-Tat is a better name than Spray n Pray for Twitch's Ult. Also Contaminate > Expunge :^)

The Loveless10/16/2016, 2:31:50 PM2 votes

Vel'Koz is imbalanced.

Lt Streko10/16/2016, 6:16:55 AM2 votes

Was not triggered. :P

Miss Worthless10/16/2016, 3:54:40 PM2 votes

Anakonda > Cobra

:^)

masnyrface10/16/2016, 4:12:13 PM2 votes

Shyvana and Riven is cannon.

BladeSingularity10/16/2016, 5:34:18 PM2 votes

That made me laugh. So is there something wrong with me, or am I one of the smart people who don't get easily triggered?

EvilUnicornLord10/16/2016, 6:45:21 AM2 votes

It's no use man. I've tried farming downvotes twice and got upvote farms both times.

Also, I'm not in the least triggered by this because there's no Poppy hate.