How many people can I trigger in one post?

The Ender Cobra··54 votes·3,810 views

Bringing back solo queue was a bad idea Darius Illaoi Heimerdinger Jayce Riven Zed Teemo Yasuo are all zero skill champs RWBY is the worst tv show ever Harambe shoulda been tranquilized Harambe deserved to die Diana and Leona are both straight Jhin secretly loves the number 5 Undertale is the worst game ever Malicious metal is bad at Mordekaiser Laughing fish isn't funny My teams are the reason I'm bronze ... did I miss anything

122 Comments

Wonderlands47 votes

Yasuo needs a buff

The Ender Cobra1 votes

Nice summoner icon

Void Nargacuga3 votes

I know... Now if only I could see my F.E.K. avatar on my phone. =/

Void Nargacuga7 votes

I'll just make myself feel better by posting it.

http://static.zerochan.net/Nargacuga.full.1016240.jpg

Much better!

Cap7ain Teem03 votes

Barioths always trigger me and I don't know why, take a nargacuga any day of the week

Void Nargacuga3 votes

I love hunting both. And I love hunting Khezus.

Glory ln Death29 votes

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Jhin secretly loves the number 5

YOU WOULD DEFILE ART!!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0IukDJInN2jZRKes/giphy.gif

The Ender Cobra16 votes
Best Kog NA27 votes

Just say this to trigger most of the boards. Plants are a good idea.

D3m37r122 votes

Stuff you missed:

Your waifu is trash Your favourite anime is trash Your ships are trash If you aren't challenger rank 1 your opinion doesn't matter Buff Fizz Kalista Irelia MasterYi LeeSin

Shen deserved those nerfs in 6.18

The Mordekaiser rework was the best thing to happen to this game

Every champion should be reworked by CertainlyT Bad grammar

Keevalroy13 votes

CertainlyT Is a great designer. We should let Riot do whatever they want despite feedback. Dynamic Queue made the game fun. There's nothing wrong with Yasuo's kit. Martial Poise is a healthy passive. I started in Season 6, but I can talk about "old League" as if I was there. Season 6 was the best season yet. Lee Sin isn't mobile enough. Ekko needs more passives.

I can't do any more...I'm gonna throw up if I continue, even if this is just satire.

Edit: Okay, I have the strength for one more:

The spectator event should always be placed at a higher priority than the real game.

Big Lincoln11 votes

Master Yi's true damage should crit

BladeSingularity2 votes

Oh god ... if that happens I'm permabanning him.

Heretic Lunari9 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Ender Cobra,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jr9lud29,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-16T00:17:32.470+0000)

Diana and Leona are both straight

I agree with this one :]

TyrekGoldenspear9 votes

Well of course, Leona wouldn't date a heretic anyway. :)

Heretic Lunari8 votes

It's alright because I don't want Diana to date her anyway >:D

Sniper 09 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Ender Cobra,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jr9lud29,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-16T00:17:32.470+0000)

Malicious metal is bad at Mordekaiser did I miss anything

You've gone too far.... ;-;

Jet Sett8 votes

Jokes on you RWBY isn't aired on the television!

Ralanr7 votes

You didn't mistake juggernauts for tanks. I am untriggered.

Angry Monster6 votes

Jhin secretly loves the number 5

LIES ITS 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!

ItsOrval6 votes

Wait... People really think my Jayce requires no skill? :(

The Ender Cobra7 votes

https://giffer.co/g/UySpdsV2.gif OMG JAYCE IS A NO-SKILL FACE-ROLLING CHAMP!! YOU HAVE TO BE DIRT 32 TO LOSE A LANE AS JAYCE!!!! RIOT SHOULD SERIOUSLY JUST DELETE HIM FROM THE GAME!!! summoner 14summoner 14summoner 14summoner 14summoner 14summoner 14 summoner 14 [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] summoner 14 summoner 14summoner 14summoner 14summoner 14summoner 14summoner 14 (kappa)

NineTailedMystic2 votes

20% max hp magic damage on a primary physical damage dealer whose poke does way too much for the investment. No skill? No, not really. Too strong when play well? Yes.

Hauling Ashe4 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Ender Cobra,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jr9lud29,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-16T00:17:32.470+0000)

Diana and Leona are both straight

This actually had the opposite effect of triggering, tyvm.

PoofAnton3 votes

Shaco boxes should crit. If I loose lane it's my junglers fault for not camping me.

Lt Streko2 votes

Was not triggered. :P

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

It's no use man. I've tried farming downvotes twice and got upvote farms both times.

Also, I'm not in the least triggered by this because there's no Poppy hate.

DarkRitual2 votes

Rylai's is a fair and balanced item.

FluffyMcArfArf2 votes

AP Nasus is a viable support.

Umbra Ionia2 votes

Easy: Ivern Trigger(se)ed.

Sorry not sorry.

Mighty Mortein2 votes

Rat-ta-Tat-Tat is a better name than Spray n Pray for Twitch's Ult. Also Contaminate > Expunge :^)

The Loveless2 votes

Vel'Koz is imbalanced.

Miss Worthless2 votes

Anakonda > Cobra

:^)

masnyrface2 votes

Shyvana and Riven is cannon.

BladeSingularity2 votes

That made me laugh. So is there something wrong with me, or am I one of the smart people who don't get easily triggered?

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