Items that will never be made

The Fuzzy Cuffs only aviable to vi/cait after killing a champ 3 times they are locked in fuzzy cuffs and not able to leave the fountain for 3 min

I'd buy the Subtle Knife, the Golden Compass, and the Amber Spyglass. Every damn game.

The Buttcrank. Has no bonuses, but simply has an active that is the same as Blitz's Q.

leaver's nuke of game ending when someone on your team disconnects, the enemy fountain is hit with a nuke that does 10,000 true damage it costs 30,000 gold

Barret 82A1. Caitlyn could really use the upgrade.

WD 40: Increases movespeed by 1%

Also works for , , , and

Dark Voodoo Magick Stick

UNIQUE: +60 Movespeed UNIQUE: Mana and Energy consumption reduced by 100% UNIQUE Gives 80% CDR UNIQUE: Increases max cdr to 80% UNIQUE: This CDR affects Abilities, Activated Items, and Summoner Spells UNIQUE: 25% Tenacity and Tenaciousness UNIQUE: Attackspeed Bonuses on Ranged Champions increased by 100% UNIQUE: Critical Stikes of Ranged Champions deal 25% additional base Damage

Of course it's free. Everyone starts with it.

Everyone has to buy it. It's unsellable.

(Cannot be given to people who were banned in Urf mode)

I would like to see an item called Sion's Chivalry. It makes you immune to physical damage but cuts your movement speed in half. Also lowers MR

The Sneaky Blade

Stealth champions will be always stealthed and will never get out of stealth.

Chronical of Persistance

+25% Tenacity +40% CDR Unique passive: Killing an enemy champion resets all cooldowns Unique passive - Furor: Upon dealing damage grants +20% Movement Speed that decays over 2 seconds. Unique passive: Regenerates 3% maximum health every 5 seconds. Unique passive: Regenerates 20% maximum mana every 5 seconds.