What are the funniest things that some you heard someone say on stream ?

Can be anyone, current pros, retired pros , none pros , or even regular streamers

One of my favorites is from BoxBox : "Its like going for an interview and instead of shaking your bosses hand you fuck his daughter." Another great one was QTPIE : "You know how the greeks had a God of food, a God of wine , a god of what ever the fuck else ? So, I am the GOD OF FEED, BABY"