This new Sion splash made me think of a story...
He Sion, why do you look so angry?
I'M NOT ANGRY, I'M AS HAPPY AS I COULD BE!!!
... OK, but why are you yelling so much?
BECAUSE I LOVE CHOPPING WOOD!!! IT'S MY MOST FAVORITE HOBBY!!!
But can you at least tone down they yelling? Otherwise everyone is going to think you're pissed off right now!
I'M SURE THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT!!! BESIDES, I CHOP WOOD TO RELAX AFTER I'VE HAD A STRESSFUL DAY!!! AND IF YOU CAN'T TELL...
#I AM THE MOST RELAXED BEING ON RUNE-TERRA!!!
Sion's voice rattles Darius armor and the trees around them.
OK you do you man. I'm just gonna leave before I need a hearing aid.
SEE YOU SOON!!!
