Gather round, kiddies, I got you a story about last night

I had been on a ranked for the last few hours, past the point of watching my lp gains and losses, and then one game, I finally saw what I had been waiting for.

You have qualified for your series

I was in a call with none other than "Imaqtpie" Santorin and naturally he goes "Wyatt! Quit your smurfin'!" then immediately after he says "Hell yeah!" and "It's my boy Chattyleon the Great"

And then I woke up.

...

Dammit.