Heimerdinger is a pimp

arbokfister·Aug 22, 2015·72 votes·3,693 views

Don't we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry

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25 Comments

idokiAug 22, 201526 votes

I'm tempted to google Heimerdinger X Ahri rule 34

BlGANlMETlDDlESAug 22, 20154 votes

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I'm tempted to google Heimerdinger X Ahri rule 34

do it

HayRossAug 22, 20153 votes

As an experienced citizen of the internet, I highly, HIGHLY advise against it. But if you do, at least bring a gallon bucket of bleach. Trust me on this, you need it for your eyes

Vistha KaiAug 23, 20151 votes

I was a fool not trusting you.

jk I eat dead poros daily. :^)

Tails DollAug 23, 201511 votes

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I'm tempted to google Heimerdinger X Ahri rule 34

The first result I got was from urgot rule 34. MY EYES, THEY BURN.

LimitaneiAug 22, 201520 votes

Heimerdinger Exothermic reactions? I studied them before they were cool.

Remlap1223Aug 23, 20159 votes

Heimerdinger Why didn't I become a Bandle City politician? Because scientists are terrible at making laws!

FantasySniperAug 23, 20152 votes

Ummm...

Aren't endothermic reactions the ones that absorb and seem to "give off cold"?

Jungle Lux GodAug 23, 20151 votes

The joke is that the exothermic reactions give off a lot of heat, and that Heimer studied them before the reaction cooled off.

FantasySniperAug 23, 20151 votes

But isn't the whole of point of an exothermic reaction the heat? Endothermic still makes more sense to me :/

Jungle Lux GodAug 23, 20152 votes

An exothermic reaction is based around the heat. However, when the reaction is over, the components of the reaction start to cool off.

Heimer saying he studied them before they were cool makes a lot of sense. The reaction heated up, Heimer studied it, and then the reaction cooled off.

If it was an endothermic reaction, Heimer would say that he studied the reaction before it was warm because it already cooled off, and then the components would heat up after the reaction already occurred.

Chaotic ReksAug 22, 201511 votes

swag walks into the lab

Count ChockulaAug 22, 20154 votes

His role model was MC Hawking

WeiseAzirAug 23, 20154 votes

Heimerdinger lay turrets

acquire Elo

taken by sleepAug 23, 20154 votes

Lands max range UPGRADE Rockets on the lee sin who just shield juked the Grenade

Distant Gangster's Paradise playing in the jungle

OGMBAug 22, 20153 votes

And I thought Ahri's E was a charm

Vistha KaiAug 23, 20153 votes

I did not react to this joke.

http://www.adweek.com/prnewser/files/2014/10/rimshot-gary.gif

Remlap1223Aug 23, 20153 votes

Heimerdinger I told Ziggs I had a mole problem in my lab and I needed his help. I came back to find my lab had exploded! I asked him what happened and he said he was trying to kill the mole.

And that's the story of why I use the term "mole equation" from now on.