Heimerdinger is a pimp

I'm tempted to google Heimerdinger X Ahri rule 34

Exothermic reactions? I studied them before they were cool.

swag walks into the lab

lay turrets

acquire Elo

His role model was MC Hawking

Lands max range UPGRADE Rockets on the lee sin who just shield juked the Grenade

Distant Gangster's Paradise playing in the jungle

Any time someone speaks his name, i hear "Hymen-Ringer" in my head, and I tell the part of my brain to shuttup.

I did not react to this joke.

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I told Ziggs I had a mole problem in my lab and I needed his help. I came back to find my lab had exploded! I asked him what happened and he said he was trying to kill the mole.

And that's the story of why I use the term "mole equation" from now on.

And I thought Ahri's E was a charm

classy pimp

is the real pimp. He runs a dating service.

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are all pimps