If Spongebob Characters Were League Characters

Come up with their kits based off of Spongebob characters. Spongebob's Greatest Hits is apparently on Spotify which I found out today, so I have had "Best Day Ever" on repeat for quite awhile now. My kit for Spongebob is based off important things about him like his love for being a fry cook, his lack of driving skills, and his absolute love for his friends.

I think it would be fun to see what people come up with. Since it's obviously a joke, the kits can be broken asf if you want.

Spongebob:

Passive: Best Friends Forever - When Spongebob gets a kill he gains one of his best friends in his boat for his ultimate. Each friend in his boat increases his ultimate's HP percentage by 5%, up to 5 friends in his boat. (Patrick, Gary, Squidward, Sandy, Mr.Krabs)

Q: Net Leap - Spongebob soars into the air raising a giant jellyfish net and slamming it down onto the ground. If an enemy is in the center of the net Spongebob can capture them inside his holes, if anywhere other than the center the enemy is dragged forward several spaces and slowed.

Spongebob can then "suds" an enemy he captures and blasts them out. When an enemy is suds they gain a slight speed boost but controls aren't accurate for 3 secs.

W: Fry Cook Flip - Spongebob whips out a giant spatula and is able to flip an enemy champion in any direction. When the enemy that is flipped lands they are stunned for 2 secs. Spongebob can flip multiple enemies on one another creating a "Krabby Patty". When enemies form a Krabby Patty they receive extra damage from AOE abilities.

E Shrill of the Sponge - Spongebob releases a power shriek, scream, or laugh that damages surrounding enemies. Shrieks do extra damage, Screams fear the enemy, Laugh makes the enemy stop and laugh.

Ultimate: Boating School Drop Out - Spongebob gains a GIANT BOAT (think Nami wave) which he is able to vaguely steer across the entire map. If a champion is below 25% HP and gets hit by Spongebob's boat they are executed. His boat passes over all terrain and does no damage other than the execute.

I would love to see someone come up with a Pearl or Squidward lol