I know I'm gonna get downvoted by Invoker mains but...

So im playing my main role AP illaoi midlane. I'm walking to my lane with my 6 stealth wards, placing them in my jg's bushes, when all of the sudden, the 8 enemy players jump out of a bush, press R, and one shot me! I know, I know, you're gonna tell me, but Mike, all you had to do was reset your dunk on the Kalistusgar, and hexadunk the whole team in one hit. That's a matter of skill and whether I had my name brand Dr. Reppep this morining. What I don't understand, is when I eat a 3 course dinner, why my shoes get lost in the mudroom. What I'm trying to ask here, is are there more grains of sand then tilted players in CS:GO, or does my tireswing need to be a bit longer for use?