Your highest mastery champion is now in the League of Geezers.
Mine:
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Has a bunch of knives in his walker, his cane is attached to his arm and has a sharpened blade at the end. Known to hide from the nurses only to suddenly appear behind them, scaring the sh!t out of them. A real menace to the Demacian wing, rumored to have 'accidentally' pulled the plug on Jarvan IV.
: still looks relatively fit despite his age. In his room are his medals for service to the noxian military, his axe hangs on the wall, and he is usually found doing pushups in the garden or in his room. Frequently visits Draven's grave...Things didn't go so well when draven tried to do an axe trick from his youth.
: hosts a buffet every Friday nights that the elderly always look forward to. Unfortunately he has to watch what he eats now due to his Diabetes that he was diagnosed with shortly after retiring. Spends his time gambling and playing cards with TF
: despite his advanced age, Gangplank still manages to hold onto his title of Reaver king. He is still deadly with a sword and a deadeye with a pistol. He refused to go to a retirement home....shot the first guy who mentioned it... and can now be found either in one of the many taverns of bilgewater, or On board his ship when it is docked.
Soraka: Hasn't aged a bit, so still a Celestial GILF.
Medicinal Marijuana
Loses his teeth, dies of depression soon after.
"I'm only visiting."
And all the other elderly people are like (O.O)
Just got her 8th hip replacement bc she still q+e's instead of walking like a normal old lady
sits out by the garden, tending to the flowers, and violently attacking anyone who comes near. Has her room decorated with potted plants, and doesn't seem to like the nurses. Or anyone who's not a plant for that matter.
lmao love this ok
Zed: shadow start appearing out of nowhere, he sleep shadows at night, sometimes appearing in the wrong places (if u know what i mean)
his blades still stuck to his arm becuz he is too weak to remove them but is the best at hide and seek
often throws dangerous bladed objects for fun, and his shadows do as well
Is rumored to have eyes everywhere and on everyone, you should go to him for gossip LMAO
Still has no friends, except he's married to Annie. With a 60+ year long relationship.
Grooms his even more magnificent beard.
: Despite being elderly, he's still strong as ever. He always has his shield hanging on his back in case anyone tries to harm passersby.
: He's an old bag of bones. No; literally.
: The old coot's still taunts everyone he passes bye.
Will have mastered Wuju style and is now teaching it from the home. He may look like a frail old monkey, but between years of martial arts and living in the jungle, he is just as fit as he was in his prime. so pretty much Monkey Yoda :p
Older patients known to vanish suddenly
Runs his own desert oasis bowling company.
Uhhhhh... Uhhhhhhhhh..... UHHHHHHHHHH
teaching tap dance to some of the old champs for exercise
missed by 2.3% of the population. can't remember where he left his blade (he is the blade)
