Number 2,347: Ate the muffin in the staff fridge that I had clearly labeled as MINE! Jeff will pay dearly!
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no u got it all wrong thats actually santas list
Number 5,436 and 5,437: A man who had cheated in a poker game still lost to me, affording me a large jackpot. One of Gangplank's men had killed him shortly after I exposed him and deemed my winnings forfeit. Both will suffer.