How I imagine what smurfs were hiding when asked about their main account in Boards:

Im bronze (Unranked) and i am proud

I feel proud for being a Yasuo main. Mastery Level 7

Or you can link the account with op.gg. if people still doubt tell em to add you then tell em to kermit.

I have mastery 5+ with all 3 of those campions : ^)

This is legit my real account. Browse all you want, I have no shame.

I just say the DQ deal lol.

Bronze and proud

I mean, yeah, but it beats getting flamed to hell and back by the typical scumbags here at the boards.

lol pretty much