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Ithil Snek41 votes

Sona
Only you can hear me, summoner.

Nidalee You cannot pet me, summoner.

Fiddlesticks ? I believe he have some summoner related quotes but since I don't play him often I have no clue.

Velzard of Koz3 votes

What is your bidding master says Fiddle, I believe referinf to his Summoner.

jama6551 votes

when does nid say this?

Melledoneus7 votes

She says "You cannot CAGE me."

Stillkinkytho

Sahn Uzal18 votes

Nocturne ''Do I scare you, summoner?''

He also says "Are you getting tired yet?", "Afraid of the dark?" and "Are you my nightmare, or am I yours?", pretty damn sure he's talking to the summoner playing him, since these are played on Movement, not specifically when an enemy champion is near or something.

Swagtastical4 votes

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Nocturne ''Do I scare you, summoner?''

He also says "Are you getting tired yet?", "Afraid of the dark?" and "Are you my nightmare, or am I yours?", pretty damn sure he's talking to the summoner playing him, since these are played on Movement, not specifically when an enemy champion is near or something.

Fun fact; there is a theory (don't know if it's lore/cannon or not) that Nocture is a future Zed and that his quip about being a nightmare refers to Zed in some way. I don't know about the other two quotes though.

Faustavian8 votes

I actually like that 4th wall break, it brings some chilling new aspects to Nocturnes true character.

M00nKryzalid8242 votes

That was the reason I bought him. He talks directly to you, and says some creepy stuff. It's awesome.

I hope Riot keeps some aspect of this when they redo his V.O.

Faustavian1 votes

Mhm, he's not just Yasuo teen-filled angstlord 3000, he's Batman's Scarecrow scary. His V.O. should reflect his whole "I'm not here to physically hurt you (though he sure does!) , but I am here to break you."

His mind games are already godlike what with his ult burning flashes even if it's not targeted to them, and his tilting jungle invades.

Though they do need to fix his buggy a** tail, that's for sure.

M00nKryzalid8242 votes

Heh, yeah. Give that tail some Aurelion sol treatment.

Electro52216 votes

Mordekaiser "So be it......summoner!"

(and my personal favorite) "You only need to click once.....fool!"

Trias0005 votes

One does not simply click once.

SolarisCorvus1 votes

They should keep that morde line and noc ralking to the player when they eventually give them a new rework.

FancyKiwi34 votes

I mean to be fair he did get a visual update but sadly it costs $30.

macromite2 votes

to be fair the "visual upgrade" has nothing to do with him or his lore, and has ties to a character that is not nor ever will be part of the universe and therefore is anti canon, and is only called that because the lore inept masses think that skins that have anything to do with something resembling the champions normal skin counts as a visual upgrade.

Papa Andrei2 votes

SGU is literally him in his ultimate form no?

macromite2 votes

no. spirit gaurd udyr is him if he was ionian. udyr is freljordian, he hails from the land of ice. he is even confirmed to be allied with the winters claw.

his final form would need to represent this.

Azteryz2 votes

yes he is from frejlord but his story or journey doesnt have much to do with it

origin is from frejlord

BUT its when he fought with Lee sin who then helped him by bringing him to ionia to learn how to control his animal spirits did he become who he is now

" Udyr owed much to the Ionians. It was a debt he was never asked to honor, but one he would ultimately repay many times over. When the armies of Noxus invaded "

udyr is from the Freljord this is true but he is more ionian at this point

current udyr is a man filled with rage constantly fighting to control his animal spirits

Spirit guard udyr is udyr in the future who has finally found balance with the spirits and thus control and mastery over them

macromite2 votes

but here's the thing.

He RETURNS to the freljord after ionia, and he is PART of the winters bloody claw.

He fights against avarosans. why do you not udnerstand this. the peaceful monk udyr that is represented in spirit guard is NOT the same as the udyr that the normal lore applies.

Azteryz2 votes

im fully aware of the war shit but you're forgetting the part where i say FUTURE

Spirit guard Udyr is Udyr in the FUTURE as in he is no longer needed in the war and he has found balance in himself

he isnt just some warrior whose only story is fighting in the Frejlord war

his main focus is controlling his spiritwalker powers before it kills him

macromite1 votes

no. I could go into why but you have very clearly stated to me that you wouldn't understand.

Azteryz1 votes

the "i could but you wouldn't understand" excuse

nice one lel

JaxMoonStealer14 votes

He was talking about the visual aspect of the skin, not the lore aspect.

If Udyr was released today, he would look like that.

AIIan4 votes

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I mean to be fair he did get a visual update but sadly it costs $30.

Or a lucky roll on an hextech chest. Never using it, I'm shit with Udyr. I just wanted the icon to have an animated background. Sue me ('-')

RaptorKarr22 votes

MissFortune Nocturne Chogath

Sexy Jack Rabbit2 votes

The old MF splash had better anatomy then the new one.

BLACK REALM GOD4 votes

not really. those arms and legs are defying the laws of physics.

Sexy Jack Rabbit2 votes

First of all it's hilarious I got downvoted.

Secondly yeah her arms are still skinny, but at least I can feasibly see her organs fitting inside of her in the old one.

Dr Poro2 votes

The new one is drawn at an angle that makes it look thinner. Yes, she's still extremely skinny, but it's definitely possible.

BLACK REALM GOD4 votes

you have to take into account the fact that her hips are turned and she's leaning back. there's plenty of room for her organs. how massive do you think organs are? her pants are low cut and shes wearing a tube top.

https://w3lpgw.by3301.livefilestore.com/y4mbHk_yyXnmTzeW_78MLe86TyMV7OEanxxC8SU7Mwp1OpS_Hi4IfqmxEc0palTnAx9lI-3YU1KMwnQyM6I-tmOfXuRWoF-6hwBdEcRzUJKvHF5tqN7eWqV7nPx1Xo6eRk-Db-oDZVrfetFK_9QyaVvBHms2S9M3oqafCZavIeMvfOoLUFZfflgUOJZb14CV_6d7_pOp8HbpXRmwbbLE2tvsA?width=640&height=378&cropmode=none

Roar of Legend1 votes

She still have a lot of room for her lungs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BLACK REALM GOD4 votes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/standard/biology/images/lungs_v2.gif

lungs arent that large. the liver and the stomach are cradled right below the lungs. lungs are thin and only largely inflate when inhaling deep breaths. the diaphragm muscle would extend down into the stomach and provide room for the lungs to expand. you cant do that when leaning backwards because of the pressure on the gut. the ribcage on most women is actually pretty small. it has to be in order to reduce stress on the spine.

Roar of Legend4 votes

I'm not trying to discredit, just making a boobs joke ._.

BLACK REALM GOD2 votes

oh. okay. just so long as you know.

Sexy Jack Rabbit1 votes

That's not how the human body works.

I don't even know why you're attempting to argue this.

The anatomy of League of Legends splash is close to ALWAYS off, to a certain degree. It's not a bad thing, it's a style choice.

On top of that Humans backs don't even bend that way. Read an anatomy book, do a body study.

Busty Demoness1 votes

MissFortune "Think you can handle me, summoner?"

I get great grades almost every time I play you (A and better) so yes, I figure I have a pretty good handle on you.

Serophous16 votes

Really? No master of all evil Veigar ?

"Your commands tire me!"

I get it, he doesn't measure up to your standards

LeBlanc Rose9 votes

My standards are 1 meter high

Khadaver1 votes

Does veig even reach a meter?

Hyrum Graff8 votes

{quoted}

Does veig even reach a meter?

Dark meter.

Stars Shaper3 votes

Dank meter.

LeBlanc Rose1 votes

Point

I Q3 votes

My standards are 6'4 and rows for UC Davis

Busty Demoness1 votes

Wrong. You simply don't measure up to his, and since he's shorter that should make you feel even worse.

NiceTryVi15 votes

Mordekaiser You only need to click once, fool!

Only Play Darius9 votes

Lux Tactical decision summoner

WyvernEgg1 votes

RIP

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