Tired of these political debates between the Sun and the Moon EVERY day on the boards?
Every day on the boards, debates rage over whether the Sun or the Moon is right for Valoran. Some may agree with these policies, but they are too extreme for most moderate voters. Supporters of the Sun want to destroy the moon, while supporters of the Moon wish to throw the Sun into another sun to destroy it, which will destroy everything in the process,the Sun, Runeterra, the Moon, It's not a well thought out plan. Surveys suggest that only %15 of summoners actually fully agree with either of the sides. However, many of today's voters feel too pressured into voting for these radical parties because they are the only 2 major parties nowadays. Shouldn't there be a party that represents the majority of summoners?
Well now there is. The Truly Outrageous Party is here. The Truly Outrageous Party is a recently formed political party here to answer your concerns of "What if I don't like the idea of worshiping a massive flaming ball of hydrogen or a pale space boulder?" now you can worship the thing that everyone agrees is truly outrageous. Gems. Every man, woman, child, and Yorrick loves gems. The love for gems is commonly held by every living thing. But don't take our word for it, listen to some of our dedicated supporters:
I believe that gems hold the future for Valoran
Where am I? Is this a cafe?
Hi mom
Someone please love me
Uhhh... I just came here because there was free coffee and donuts in the waiting room
I'm sort of made of gems... Probably
FORTUNE! I'M COMING TO TAKE ME ISLAND BACK!
Sir, please remain on the matter at hand here
CAN IT, YE ROCK-FROLICKIN' LACK O' BONES!
My counselor said this was a good place to find some friends
This is where the Draven fan club meeting is being held, right?
...
YOU HERETICS WILL BURN IN THE LIGHT OF THE SUN
NOT IF I CRUSH THEM WITH THE MOON FIRST
Loud crashing
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Yes, these people all agree that Gems are the future for Valoran, but the Truly Outrageous Party still needs your support. Join now and receive a FREE bedazzler, and the confidence that Valoran will be made a better place.
Gems hold their edge
though.
Get it?
"There there, I'm sure they'll come somehow."
"I most hope for there stomachs to grumble any second. But your cookies always turn into ashes."
I praise the chimes
"Where ever there is a successful religion, there are bound to be imitators!"
"Mundo here to convert people to the religion of Mundo; who wants to go where they please?"
"The end is nigh, feeble mortals; join me in worshiping the Void and be safe from the coming darkness!"
"Nagakabouros calls you all to move on up!"
"Balance is the only true path and I will be the guide."
"There is a place for everyone in my Glorious Revolution!"
"Hello everyone!"
