If your main/favorite wants to have a date with you
Title says it all. It can be your main or favorite (for most people they are one person) but if you have one main and one favorite due to lore (like me) you can do that. So here's mine:
Main:
Me: Oh hai der princess
Favorite: 
Sion: C'MERE, I'LL SLAUGHTE- I MEAN, COME TO MY ROOM, NOW
Me: OH DEAR GOD eyes the suspicious looking ax in Sion's hand

Ready for trouble ?
You...me...date...NOW!
.... note to self do not open any "presents"
Main
: So i here your into bodage.... I gulp
Someone help me i dont think ill make it through the date ;=;
- NOPE
Main:
- only if it was him helping me pick up women... on second thought, best do what he wants so I don't anger him .__.
.
Don't know if fortunate or miss fortunate... But what the heck :D
or
Me: I know where this is going and I want no part of it.
Favorites:
Me: Am I allowed to see you both?
: Bu-but the winter has just passed!

or
please the damage to hard
Well, this is akward... Meh. YOLO!
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Favorite
Oh my...