If your main/favorite wants to have a date with you
Title says it all. It can be your main or favorite (for most people they are one person) but if you have one main and one favorite due to lore (like me) you can do that. So here's mine:
Main:
Me: Oh hai der princess
Favorite: 
Sion: C'MERE, I'LL SLAUGHTE- I MEAN, COME TO MY ROOM, NOW
Me: OH DEAR GOD eyes the suspicious looking ax in Sion's hand
You...me...date...NOW!
.... note to self do not open any "presents"
Main
: So i here your into bodage.... I gulp
Someone help me i dont think ill make it through the date ;=;
Ready for trouble ?

or
please the damage to hard
no the pole to big
Jackpot!
Well, this is akward... Meh. YOLO!
...
- NOPE
Main:
- only if it was him helping me pick up women... on second thought, best do what he wants so I don't anger him .__.
Favorite
Oh my...
.
or
Me: I know where this is going and I want no part of it.
Favorites:
Me: Am I allowed to see you both?
: Bu-but the winter has just passed!