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So here we are! and (before she was turned into an ugly serpent thing) went to the Shurima Desert in search for riches... with a bunch of idiotic Noxians. LET THE STORY BEGIN. Ooh! We should raid THIS tomb! somehow feels connected Whatever you say boss. A few moments later... comes upon an alter and studies it Hmm, looks like there should be a key for this... looks at Sivir's blade which is the key Umm, boss? Why are you staring at me like tha- OH GOD stabs Sivir with knife and gets Sivir's blade Haha, now I'll just put this in there... looks at door HAHA, FREE AT LAST!! escapes THANKS UGLY LADY YO WAIT FOR ME RENEKTON tries to keep up but with mobility can't from the heavens Hmm, I shall place a curse on this woman for freeing the two most dangerous beings on Shurima! turns Cassioepia into a snake Now all I have to do is call Alistair and the other buddies to guard me from Renekton. But wait, there's more! Little did Cassieopia know, Sivir was actually related to a big mystic bird! As her blood soaked into the sand... The father bird awoke HAHA, I'M FREE NOOBS- Hmm? notices Sivir Oh dear, this one needs some help. I think I'll help her for free since she's a descendant of mine carries Sivir to the Spring of Life (whatever) and revives her Wh-Where am- LET SHURIMA RISE AGAIN!!!! summons whole army of sand soldiers C'mon, join me,my descendant. You helped CHRONOSHIFT me, so I'll Chronoshift you! HEY THAT'S MY ULT Shut up. Anyways, your welcome to be the princess of Shurima? Nah. I'll just go drunk and raid some tombs (like the Temple of Nasus) but I'll come every once and a while Kk. SHURIMA SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!