If your champion was a janitor

did someone say... cleanup job?

Sweeps more dirt away every time he cleans. Eventually cleans an entire floor with one sweep.

I don't want to know what that black mess on the floor is...

That one person that uses WAY too much water while mopping.

Air dry! Air dry everything!

The longer he's sweeping, the faster he goes.

You know how all those cleaning products have warning labels about mixing them? This guy is the reason why.

He mops the floor with everyone.

would spend an unusually long time cleaning the Men's Restroom.

just rewinds the floor to when it was clean.

sorry I left my banna peels on the floor and there and there

"Uh, are you sure you cleaned this up...?"

Yes

"But there's all sorts of metal shards and stuff on the floor.."

For great torment!

"Look, are you going to clean this up, or are we going to have to let you go?"

If I must....

This whole...cleaning thing, is highly overrated.

For some weird reason always sweeps in circular patterns

: Uses his tears to clean the floor : Makes her ball do all the work : Whats that red liquid there? : Would study the germs on the floor in very close detail before vaporizing it : Would throw oranges on the floor and wonder why it isn't clean; Fired on the first day : Would carry the water with him as he goes to the void

Hey, at least it isn't a pillar of filth anymore...

Cleans every room twice before going to the cafeteria and giving out free goat milk

Loves buffing the floors after waxing them "Oooooh, shiny Spinning!"

Proceeds to have his boss murdered an hires a different janitor

Simply rolls through the hallways, goes home, and takes a shower.

"Mundo no janitor, Mundo CEO!"

Good at the initial wash, but leaves it a wet mess afterwards. Fired. No one will notice the dirty bits underneath all these beautiful flowers! Fired. Adapted Tristy to do every cleaning job at once! ...Then it broke down and left scorch marks on the floor. Fired. Very gung-ho about his job, but no one liked walking through blight. Fired. Like the first guy, but she actually knows what a clean floor is supposed to look like.

Creates robots to mop for him

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAvPtKU7Edc

(skip to ~40 seconds)

What do you mean the blood of our foes is not a proper cleaning solution?

dispenses JUSTICE...

...and soap.

Would you count a torn-up floor, with the blood of his enemies splattered across it clean?

Well, if you can't see the floor because it's covered in darkness, it must be clean, right?

Sweeps the floor, destroys the floor, destroys the building, and then destroys the neighborhood, with his unimaginable power.

"Do you hear something under the floor?"

The floor is covered with fish, also has trident marks.

Goes and forces the people who made the floor dirty to clean it up.

It appears as though a horse ran through here, picking up all the clods of dirt.

Eats all the germs, then evolves into something able to infect you. Think alien parasite that grows inside a person.

"The floor is freezing!"

Just straight up charges down hallways twirling his mops around cleaning everything in record time.

Pokes 3 dust at a time. Longest sweeper known to man. Pulls dirt towards him and suffocates in the mess

I mean.... If you consider a shattered floor clean, he'll be good. Oh, and there'll be noise complaints if he's on night duty... He only speaks by shouting at the top of his massive lungs.

Fired for "Extremely slow cleaner, spills puddles of water and attempts to swim in said puddles. Also has been breaking floors in an attempt to 'anchor' the mop."

malzahar and his voidlings break out into a 50's cleaning montage, with the voidlings having some kind of scrub sponges on all four legs, while malzahar happily directs them where to clean next.

freaks out all the students, and can't hold the cleaning utensils.

https://youtu.be/QdnbzUKwtBU?t=1m20s

Just a normal day.

Burn it clean! <3

He would try to clean up but the place would end up with more trash because urgot is literally garbage.

He would not only do his job but actually look good doing it.

"Have you seen this Club Mop? I mean, look at this thing!"

Procides to freeze hell over and subjugate humans to do his bidding with his mighty Club Mop!

"Fires rockets at floor"

Eh good enough.

"Lifeforms have been... Disinfected."

tries to lick the dirt off of the floor, and then throws up all over it and runs away.

blood. blood everywhere.

commands his soldiers to clean for him and gets sand everywhere

Hunts those who made the floor dirty and stabs them

Cleans a small square of the floor, then spends the next 6 hours admiring his reflection in it.

steals the germs souls.... and their wives

worlds best mop, it reaches everywhere

opens portal and sweeps everything into it

The floor would be all twinkly and in all colors.

Let's use all the colors!

"Tsunder any shoe streak! Crumble any food stain! Leap th- stubs toe on bucket" AHH Owwwwowww

Complain about his job and wonder how the hell he sunk this low but would probably tough through it.

"Imagine if I had a real mop"

slides around absorbing it.

lights floor on fire with laser.

I thought all assassins already were

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