If your favorite champion is a criminal
What would he do as a criminal Mine:
disintegrates the whole city
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Arrested
for knocking up too many bitches.
I suppose nothing really changes...
Stealing all the sand for Shurima
Obligatory over-used bike joke
Sneaks into your house and fills your toilet bowl with sea shells. That dastardly fish!
Arrested for disrupting the cosmic balance of the universe, causing it to collapse, destroying everything and condensing it into a black hole... Oh wait......
Takes over the New York subway system.
Do I really have to say anything about this?
Assaulting rival bakers.
ults a nurse and wreaks havoc across the entire city
Gets cops to shoot him, causing their damage to be reflected off his shell and thornmail and kill them. Once the entire armed forces and police are gone, he uses his tremors to level cities. Upon taking over the ruined world, he declarers is "ok"
Hunts and kills people worthy of a good death.
duo
and 
for obvious reason...
Four words.
"The dawn has arrived"
Hold the whole world for ransom, else somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.
Uh... healing people?
: Guts the whole champion pool as a vengeance.
How can my little satan become a mere criminal when he is already public enemy number one?
EVERYTHING!
: The Killing of 5 prostitutes. He was never caught because they could not catch him, too many wards.
Eh, what's new? Already true
No change...He'd kill people
Give the entire world nightmares and kill them.
Massive killing spree and illegal fun.
as a criminal?
Well I suppose she would follow the old dragon stereo type. She would go about stealing gold and jewels, burning villages to the ground, and eating young virgin sacrifices.
EAT. EVERYTHING.
High speed pursuit down a city avenue.
they kind of already are.
well 
is an obvious pedophile and 
is a stealer of hearts, souls and livers, i.e. a murderer
C'mon, lasers :)
Dropping phosphorous bombs on the citizens and being a terrorist by being a kamikaze pilot. Shooting rockets at peopleee :D
Razes the landscape.
Uses Arcane Gate to break into museums and galleries and steal artifacts, then Blinks back out.
Well, he already is one..
Oh. . . he's a war criminal. Always ready to blow up capital cities all by himself. Even take on an army all by himself.
The Glorious Evolution! Why else is he a criminal?
"Team responded to report of suspicious character, criminal activity; proceeded to Sump Works, Sector 90TZ. Sector 90TZ notably absent. In its place: sinkhole, smoke, noxious fumes. Interviews with private security indicate urgent need for better private security.
Response team entered sinkhole. Toxic runoff had melted away building wreckage. Two survivors located, one partially liquefied and dripping off catwalk. Six deceased bodies found among wreckage, three of them partial; two appear to predate incident. Suspect seems to have removed jewelry, accessories, and dental implants, then sorted them into piles by color. Causes of death include acute deceleration, caustic liquidation, and/or fatal crossbow wounds. Unclear if lab's destruction was itself the perpetrator's motive or an attempt to cover tracks."
ok maybe i should really kill an elder...
Starts a lot of forest fires...
all have shown off their very long weapons in public
beating the hell out of everyone looking for a strong opponent (what... do I have to use a monkey joke, there's more to wu than just him being a monkey you know... sigh)
...and he steals all the bananas...
Someone tell me what difference does this make.