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You are being hunted by your least favorite champion and your main...

Gentleman Gems·12/17/2015, 7:51:04 AM·5 votes·765 views

has caught you trying to main someone else

Who are the champions and what happens? Favorite: Attempted Main: Least Favorite: (In a dark alleyway) : HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are done for Leachim Kcorruts (Throws a knife) {{summoner:2}}: Oh god, please no! : Gems! (Blocks the knife, then proceeds to dazzle Shaco) : No I'm stunned! (Begins to flail around, slips on a banana and then falls down a nearby storm drain) {{summoner:2}}: Taric, you saved me, but... : You were cheating on me Leach, how dare you main someone else. (Looks at me with a scolding glare) {{summoner:2}}: I'm sorry, but that losing streak we had, it really got in my head (Presses fingers together nervously) : I forgive you buddy, but you should really think about that next time. Anyway's, I have a date to go on. {{summoner:2}}: Really with who? (Looks around) : Hey Taric!!! (In Frost Queen Janna skin) {{summoner:2}}: Janna, why?! : You just couldn't play me right, you were good... (Looks towards Taric, and says flirtatiously) but he can play me better. : You know I can baby (Walks away with his hand over her shoulder, then looks back) Oh, by the way I don't think I killed Shaco (Winks and then they both dash out) {{summoner:2}}: Can this day get any worse... : Yes, yes it can!

(While is working the Janitorial Grave shift at Wall-Mart he thinks he hears someone scream, but with no way of clarifying it he shrugs it off and continues his work)

10 Comments

Tankkmain12/17/2015, 8:50:15 AM6 votes

Chogath Main RekSai Second Favorite Singed Least Favorite

Singed Why haven't you played me yet, Tankkmain? {{summoner:2}} uhhh... Singed I'M A TANK! {{summoner:2}} Yeah but, you have about a 2% pick rate, plus, I personally find your kit very boring. And you need a rework because you've been like this since season 1. :/ Singed YOU PLAY MAOKAI! {{summoner:2}} Yeah, but S6 is giving him a chance to come back! You haven't been given that chance yet! Singed Fine. I guess I shall end this conversation on a toxic note. {{summoner:2}} Eeew what is this goo? Wha? I CAN'T MOVE! No! DON'T POINT THAT CHEMICAL CANISTER AT ME! Chogath OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!! {{summoner:2}} Whew. Thanks Cho. RekSai Hsssssss..... {{summoner:2}} Oh! Hi Rek! Chogath That burrow reveal passive is OP AF. It's how we found singed and you. {{summoner:2}} Thanks guys. I can always rely on you. Say, Singed isn't going to poison you from the inside is he? Chogath I've eaten Gromp before it's totally fine!

The camera then slowly zooms out as we all begin to laugh like in the end of TV comedy shows.

EDIT: I don't know why I laughed so hard in the part of your story where Taric went: "Gems!"

Bârd12/17/2015, 8:09:57 AM4 votes

Bard Main Kayle Least favorite

Bard realizes that I am in fact the one true Bard, and knowing that he cannot exist in two places at once, he dissapears in a puff of logic.

I then turn Kayle into a delightful salad.

Blue Moon Wolf12/20/2015, 2:59:11 AM2 votes

least favorite: Lux Main: MonkeyKing Attempted Main: Gnar

MonkeyKing : What do you think you are doing with that fluff ball?! >:( me: umm... I don't know what you mean... *scooches Gnar behind myself * : sigh I never thought this day would come... LUX, ROOT HIM FOR ME! Lux : Got ya ;D Q's me: Wu? what are you- smashed in head with staff several hours later me: ugh, Wu? Lux? Why am I tied to a chair? MonkeyKing : I'm sorry, but you brought this on yourself... do it lux leaves Lux : starts spamming laugh in my ear me: OH GOD... LET ME GO WU, I'M SORRY! I'LL NEVER USE GNAR AGAIN! AHHHHH! (end scene)

Ralanr12/20/2015, 7:57:49 AM1 votes

Irelia Least favorite Pantheon Former main Sion Current main

{{summoner:2}}: SOMEONE HELP ME! THIS CRAZY CHICK WANTS TO STICK KNIVES IN ME! Pantheon Drops in from the sky, "I got you!" {{summoner:2}}: Oh thank god. : While I'm hear, I gotta ask. Why haven't you played me in the preseason beyond that one time? Chogath wasn't that painful. {{summoner:2}}: Uhh...to be honest? I got back into my tanking habits. : But you hate building me tanky. {{summoner:2}}: I do, because you are just useless as a tank. A stun bot. I wanna provide more to my team beyond just killing people, and as much as I enjoy playing you, you don't offer much. Plus after the much needed warlords change, I didn't really see any excitement in builds anymore. Sorry man. Pantheon : Well...at least your honest.
{{summoner:2}}: We cool? : Not on your short life. Let's Irelia go through. {{summoner:2}}: OH GOD WHY!? Irelia : BS STUNS AND BORING AS SHIT KIT FOR DAYS!

Ariamis12/18/2015, 8:30:51 PM1 votes

Main: Support in general, Sona if I have to choose. Attempted Main: anything Least Favorite: Nunu (I still maintain he needs a VU though)

Ghxztt12/18/2015, 7:52:16 PM1 votes

Draven Main Varus Attempted Main #1 Zed Attempted Main #2 Lucian Least Favorite

(Lucian somehow always gets ahead of me in game even though I rekt him in lane.)

Ironclad Dragon12/20/2015, 6:12:36 AM1 votes

Fizz Least Favorite Sion Main Nocturne Attempted Main

{{summoner:17}} Hey, guys. Fizz is low, I'm coming in for a gank. Viktor Sweet. Fizz (Chunks me) {{summoner:17}} OH MY BARD! Fizz OH, IF YOU THINK I'M FED, I'M JUST LEVEL 3! I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT MY FIRST ITEM. {{summoner:17}} OH BARD HELP ME! Fizz BARD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW. Fizz (Kills Viktor) Fizz Hey. There's a fellow nightmare over there . . . Nocturne Hi. {{summoner:17}} Uh, cool? Fizz IT WOULD BE IF YOU WEREN'T FEEDING SO DAMN HARD. Sion HEY, YOU ASSASSIN! I'M THE TEAM TANK, YOU CAN'T BURST ME! {{summoner:17}} Thank Bard you're here! Sion Don't worry, I'll . . . Fizz (Zero-hundred's Sion) {{summoner:17}} oh bard . . . Fizz (E's toward me)