When I see a First Time Boards user post his first thread about:

• "I don't deserve this permabanned!"
• "Nerf ___ pls, tq"
• "FREE RP GENERATOR!!"

My actual reaction to these new people:

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/get-the-fuck-out-of-here.gif?gs=a