Hidden passive OP!

You can't milk these!: Alistar players have a 1/10 chance of messing up their W/Q combo. This doubles for every elo below Diamond.

Mundo go where Mundo pleases!: Mundo players can't help it, they must roam or they grow bored quickly.

Draven!: It's not Draven, it's Draaaaven!

It's time to feed.: Flip a coin, if heads you will become insanely fed, if tails you will feed all game and be reported for trolling.

I'm helping!: Jarven players have a 1/10 chance of getting a team mate killed with their ult.

Can't touch this!: Kalista players below plat are convinced they can actually kite.

Pentakill!: Kat players have a 1/50 chance of freaking out and hitting buttons at random and getting a pentakill. This passive is only usable in soloqueue and chances drop as rank climbs.

I am the wind!: Kennen players think he is still relevant.

Insec: Lee Sin players think they can pull of big plays.

Wuju like to fight?: E actually causes all forms of damage this champion deals to become true damage that automatically crits on all hits.

Demacia!: 1/5 chance of ulting out of no where while shouting "Demacia!" and mysteriously getting a kill.

NunuBot: Glitch causes spam laugh that lasts entire game.

This is!: 1/3 chance of shouting whilst getting a kill, often will shout, "Sparta!"

... : Passive causes Poppy players to think she is actually good and not broken.

Box Box: Gains 10% CDR per minute for the first ten minutes, maxing out at 100% CDR. Deals double damage to any player affected by CC.

Global taunt: All players are infuriated by Teemo's presence. 50% chance of agro on Teemo sighting, chances double if Teemo laughs.

Gosu: Vayne players become convinced they can pull off pro plays. Hilarity ensues.

You will remember!: We all remember Yorick Mori, we aren't sure why, but we remember.

The unseen blade: Ult makes Zed invulnerable for the next ten seconds, death mark deals damage equal to 100%/ 150%/ 200% of targets max health as true damage.

Post a hidden passive!

Make it funny, make it silly, make it stupid.

Just don't make it salty, we don't need no pretzels around here!