58 Comments

D3m37r12/4/2016, 4:08:40 PM34 votes

What i want to know is whether the toaster was on or off?

Cressilia2/4/2016, 11:52:58 PM10 votes

Was playing when my dog leapt off my bed and starting having rapid fire diarrhea on my carpet¿ Edit: Just remembered another time when I was playing on the couch when my sister tried to kill a giant house centipede by hitting it off the ceiling with the broom. Needless to say we lost it and I said: "GTG there's a giant bug and I live with a bunch of girls"

A Liberal2/5/2016, 12:34:45 AM9 votes

"My girlfriend Just got home"

broz b4 hoes man

FiniteParadox222/4/2016, 7:29:42 PM8 votes

I feel like that's such a ridiculous reason that it has too be true. Also I want to know how the kid told his dad he just stuck his dick in the toaster. Like "Hey dad...... It happened again"

Akunaitsu2/5/2016, 3:49:17 AM7 votes

Once a Warwick told us his GF threw a condom at him...

Hatless Casual2/5/2016, 7:00:58 AM6 votes

"Can you guys (the enemy team) FF @ 15... I need to make a grilled cheese"

Sometimes ARAM has the best chatter between players.

Blue Moon Wolf2/5/2016, 4:57:58 AM5 votes

I don't have any AFK stories, but the one day I was playing and heard a noise right behind me and told everyone "I just heard a something move behind me, so if I go AFK, I'm probably dead O_o"... never found out what that noise was...

Wickedfates2/5/2016, 6:54:27 AM3 votes

i wont lie, it happened to me, a tree came down and crashed into shit..... was a horrible thing, and right when a game popped during a storm.. i had to drop and tell em sry a tree came crashing down... u think they took that well or believed it? ya... no

Void Nargacuga2/4/2016, 7:06:12 PM2 votes

That's quite the problem there... O_o

Monkey D Luffy2/5/2016, 9:23:14 AM2 votes

Nice edit... But if someone dodged you wouldn't see the returned to matchmaking...

ZGM Dazzling2/5/2016, 4:41:45 AM1 votes

Why do people block out names... there is actually no need.