Well, that's as good a reason to dodge as any

These are why I want the Tribunal back. Not because I think the automated system isn't good enough, but because tribunal cases are funny as shit XD

: "Sorry I'm French"

Whenever I have to AFK I just say "brb my dick got wedged in between the keys on my keyboard"

Poor tax collector.

I was playing one time when our wood stove ended heating a stack of logs sitting over it so much that they caught fire and I had to get up to put it out. Miraculously, sitting at dragon pit AFK, nobody killed me, and I told my team "Sorry, house caught on fire and had to put it out."

I don't think they believed me, especially considering the Leona burst out with "LMAO," good times.

I want to know how old the kid was...

might as well just keep playing, will be the only chance at happiness you would get for awhile afterwards.

My dog puked on my foot in the middle of a game.

He had been acting sick earlier, and it seemed like just an upset stomach, so I tried to make him comfortable and stayed with him until he fell asleep. I figured he'd be okay when he woke up, so I started a game of League. Halfway through the game my dog woke up, walked over to me, gave me the saddest 'puppy-dog eyes' I've ever seen, then puked. By the time I cleaned everything up, he was back to his normal healthy self, and even brought me one of his toys while I was trying to scrub the stuff off the carpet. I felt bad for AFKing, but that was vile, and I wanted it gone. I came back as soon as possible, finished the game (we were close to winning before the incident), then went and played with my dog.

broz b4 hoes man

Thought you said "bronze" for a second there.

Girlfriend?

How much IP does that champion cost?

I can see that this dad will be raising a lot of grandkids come high school.

You gonna say that's not a damn fucking good reason?

The question is... was it used already?

If not, then that's a great reason.

Maybe it was a meep?

I'm well aware you are a troll, but I'll answer anyway; They changed that with the new Champ Select. The chat is persistent between lobbies and will show it all after people dodge.

Because if it perceived as "Name & Shame" the post may be deleted by the moderators. The name isn't important to the post, so there's no reason to take that risk.