@Toxic players

You dare insult Braum Cena?

LOL I couldn't agree more! I hate how some people take playing "norms" as "ranked". There is a fine line between trolling and experimenting.

Ps. Nice touch on the Office

Yeah, what's wrong with crit blitz or AP ezreal top?

Beware those of us who pick these guys. They hurt much, much worse than they look, especially given enough time. And, yes, Bard's empowered meep autos hurt so freaking much, along with Taric's spellblade-like passive, but no one seems to realize this until it happens to them.

I need this to play whenever the following happens:

• The banner (is that the correct terminology?) on the team doesn't ban Fiora, darius, and Mordekaiser.
• The enemy first pick is Fiora, Darius, or Mordekaiser.
• I'm playing Ashe, Draven, Jinx, or any other super immobile ADC and the enemy jungler picks Shaco.
• The enemy Jungler picks Shaco.
• Enemy mid laner is LeBlanc.
• Enemy top laner is Riven.
• Enemy ADC is Vayne and I'm the tank on the team.
• I'm the jungler and the top laner gives the enemy Darius/Fiora 5 kills in the first 3 minutes of the game and blames me.
• Teemo is mentioned/eluded too.
• The enemy Jungler picks Shaco.
• When the support doesn't buy SightStone as soon as they possibly can.
• The guy in chat who won't shut the fuck up.
• The guy who pings super fucking excessively.
• The enemy Jungler picks Shaco.
• When the Juggernaut patch came out.
• Someone thinks he's Faker just stuck in bronze because everyone but him is a fucking vegetable, and voices his opinion. A lot.
• The enemy Jungler picks Shaco.
• When people say a champion is OP just because they fed them. Enemy ADC "Lucian OP!!!" Me (I wish) "No, I just have 12 kills at 10 minutes..." Enemy ADC "You're a fucking retard he's clearly OP as all fuck" Me Mutes enemy ADC