@Toxic players
lol this video perfectly expresses my feelings towards toxic player, especially in normals [slayer-jinx-unamused]
lol this video perfectly expresses my feelings towards toxic player, especially in normals [slayer-jinx-unamused]

You dare insult Braum Cena?
LOL I couldn't agree more! I hate how some people take playing "norms" as "ranked". There is a fine line between trolling and experimenting.
Ps. Nice touch on the Office
Yeah, what's wrong with crit blitz or AP ezreal top?
Yeah, what's wrong with crit blitz or AP ezreal top?
In a normal, nothing is wrong with that; as long as you aren't intentionally trying to cause your own team harm I don't care what you play. Ranked... that's a different story, you should probably try to stay closer to the meta XD
AP Ezreal top can technically work. It's kinda like Jayce top.
It is! Even though I never played jayce. They both have a lot of poke, and a slight amount of mobility. And trust me, it does work. Just play it safe.

Beware those of us who pick these guys. They hurt much, much worse than they look, especially given enough time. And, yes, Bard's empowered meep autos hurt so freaking much, along with Taric's spellblade-like passive, but no one seems to realize this until it happens to them.
People think karthus's ult is the problem with him.
The real problem is his Q.
DON'T. STAND. STILL.
I agree with you completely. Most people seem to forget that Karthus' Q actually hurts a freaking lot. Like, not just a lot, but way more than people seem to get. This applies even more if you nail someone with Karthus' W first so it does even more damage, as if it needed it, and to make it so they can't really dodge a few casts of it, considering the rather potent slow and MR reduction of his kind-of-wide wall of death.
I seriously don't understand why Karthus still isn't played more. I really don't. I have fantastic success with him in Ranked, his run-into-the-enemy-team-late-game-and-purposely-die-then-spam-every-skill strategy before your team cleans up the rest of what's left does work often enough to be effective to win entire games, and he helped me climb up a few divisions at the very least, and I feel like I could keep climbing if I had more time and patience to play for extended periods.
And I'd play him top against Garen any day of the week. Yes, Garen's Q removes slows, so his Wall would be removed. So, hey, don't use the Wall until he uses his Q, and he won't use the Q until you use the Wall. At worst, you're stalling a Garen while you farm your ass off and stack the Tear, and you can farm way better than he can, even more so as the game goes on and mana becomes less of an issue. Either way, I'm happy with that matchup, should I be top-laning as him.
I need this to play whenever the following happens: