The April Fools Joke

Wert the Wacky··78 votes·2,608 views

I think everyone should get a cigar except Graves, and when I say everyone, I mean EVERYONE. Every minion, every monster, every champion model and splash, every critter summoned (i.e. Yorick's mist walkers, or Malzahar's Voidlings), and everyone summoned by ultimates. Can you imagine how hilarious that would be?

EDIT: As far as I know, no one wanted to censor the cigar, Riot just thought they might. Plus McCree has a cigar in all regions so it shouldn't be an issue.

52 Comments

winteriscoming9715 votes

Why stop there? Cigars for the towers, champion skillshots, mastery emotes, the deer in the background, every individual plant, and even the health bars.

Glory ln Death7 votes

All ranged autos become cigars, and all melee weapons become cigars.

Heck, we can go even further! All champions except Graves are cigars!

50000000000000004 votes

Some may argue that it would be a problem towards clarity. They're right, because the whole rift is gonna be lit af

Mhihnj1 votes

let the howling abyss map be turned into a giant cigar instead

winteriscoming972 votes

Nay says I! All things in chat get auto filtered to "Cigar" besides Graves.

Or further! League itself becomes a cigar brand for a day where every champion in the game is portrayed on it besides Graves.

FilDaFunk13 votes

What if Mordekaiser kills Graves with his ult?

R7 Factor53 votes

{quoted}

What if Mordekaiser kills Graves with his ult?

Close but no cigar

Oelyk10 votes

... Die pls and take my upvote.

Velzard of Koz6 votes

He doesn't need your little upvote. He needs a small loan of 1 million upvotes.

Glory ln Death5 votes

Hmmm... I don't have a million, but if the interest rate is high enough, I'd be willing to loan him 15k.

Skins Project2 votes

The interest rate is decent... Over 20k posts I'll return to you 20k upvotes....

It's a 33% profit ;)

Glory ln Death2 votes

That's not bad...

Skins Project2 votes

:) I'll start now

Here's 2 back ;D

FilDaFunk3 votes

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Close but no cigar

Give the guy a patch - he'll need it to fight the temptation.

PePsiLemoNN4 votes

They can't put cigars in the game , that's why they removed his

Oleandervine20 votes

{quoted}

They can't put cigars in the game , that's why they removed his

But they can put bubble pipes.

Wert the Wacky6 votes

{quoted}

They can't put cigars in the game , that's why they removed his

What about Gragas Esq. and Gentleman Cho Gath? Not to mention a certain man from another game who likes HIGGGGGGGGGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

Papa Andrei3 votes

Last time I check OW wasn't run by Riot. Cho Gath has a pipe, and Gragas cigar isn't in game

Nilok1 votes

Last time I checked OW is in the same markets as LoL and doesn't have any issue with the cigar.

Papa Andrei1 votes

I don't know why Rito did it, but somethign to do with Tencent and other shareholders over in Korea/China

Tattersall2 votes

Riot can put that stuff in skins 'cuz it's optional downloadable content.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

So in other words they can add a 5$ skin of just graves with a cigar?

Velzard of Koz1 votes

Because of certain regions (I think). So we'll just disable the game for them for a while :^)

Wert the Wacky2 votes

{quoted}

Because of certain regions (I think). So we'll just disable the game for them for a while :^)

While Riot says this, McCree has a cigar in those same regions Riot claims are an issue, so I think they just want to troll us.

Skins Project1 votes

Riot is owned by Tencent. Tell me you know how much china Censors. TELLLLLLLL MEEEEE.

SkZ DoPe3 votes

still waiting for Rasta Ivern skin growing weed bushes

Mig893 votes

OMG yes lmfao

WiegrafOfValor4 votes

Another good one would be a inverse mode that swaps AD and AP scaling, but it's not on any patch notes or description, it's just like that for 1 day (of course ranked would be disable).

logic3012 votes

That's sounds awesome but if u get desthcap on like an ad champ, that's 120 ad, that's insane. Also the ap champs wouldn't have enough ap

ChaosThief2 votes

This could also imply that the AD ratio of auto attacks could be turned into AP... in other words, 900 AP = 900 damage per auto.

WiegrafOfValor1 votes

It's more for the heck of it, and for the surprise, since it's without warning imagine veigar dealing 120 AD on AA without understanding a thing.

logic3011 votes

Omg god no lol😂😂

LeBlanc Rose1 votes

It's still not broken. It's the ratios that are changed, not what they do. Ad still would normally give AA bonuses, it just would only work for ap scaling.

WingsofGulgazor2 votes

maybe open up a game mode with everyone having same ranked mmr so that you can play against similar level players and not worry about lp lose.

WiegrafOfValor1 votes

Sure, it's fun to have maybe the only chance in your life to play against a pro player, I would be please even if I lose with 100 deaths at 20 min. xD

1v1 me Faker, my body is ready!

idontgiveabother3 votes

Give the creatures in the jungle cigars, even the scuttle. Oh I almost forgot, baron and the drakes.

blueberrypancake1 votes

Nah just if a dragon spawns at 4:20

3TWarrior2 votes

maybe in the US, but they can't do that specifically because it would ban the game for a large portion of Riot's playerbase in other countries

Roar of Legend1 votes

http://i.imgur.com/q13h1h9.jpg I question their consistency sometimes

Gentleman Gems1 votes

But what about Annie, she's too young to even consider smoking.

Khadaver3 votes

Everything in the game except Graves has one but Annie can't have a cigar.

SkZ DoPe1 votes

Id be fun to see but im pretty sure its way too much work to add it to champions and splash just for one day, minions would be ok i think cause its only 4 models

rtbf2256182411 votes

I think this would have some serious legal issues as that's the sole reason that 1 cigar got removed. Now you want to litter the whole game with it?

Noice, but no cigars.

WingsofGulgazor1 votes

do what 4kids did to one piece and make the cigars into a lolipop.

Mizuki Zahra1 votes

daisy with a cigar would just be great

kurthl33t1 votes

I'm uncomfortable giving Annie a cigar.

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