Daily Reminder that Garen decides villains arbitrarily

DorkunedAuras··79 votes·7,851 views

Have you seen him in game? He changes villains dozens of times a match.

A villain is a villain. If he can't decide who it is, is anyone a villain?

And if no one is really a villain, is there ever a "righteous" slaying of someone?

I wonder how many innocent demacians have been massacred by Garen during his really nutty times of the day.

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LordBahamutXVI35 votes

marks j4 as villain yo sorry bro no hard feelings right?

Troll for Trump15 votes

Both garens mark each other as villains....

Senate4 votes

Garen "VILLAINOUS SCUM!" Garen "MONSTEROUS FIEND!"

Garen Garen "DEMACIA!"

Vesarixx34 votes

I guess you could say... ...Justice is blind

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DorkunedAuras4 votes

So there are 4 blind champs in league huh

Vesarixx18 votes

LeeSin RekSai Lissandra + Garen would make 4

DorkunedAuras3 votes

what do you mean? I said 4

Vesarixx6 votes

Pro edit, 10/10

Shaponja5 votes

LISS IS BLIND??

LostFr0st3 votes

Clawed by an Ursine. Not Volibear specifically though :3

Eeyore1 votes

Yup, she was mauled PRIOR to becoming immortal (sucks, maybe she only accepted because she thought she'd be healed?).

Similar to Toph from Avatar, Lissandra can still "see" through her ice. When she says she wants to cover the world in ice, it's almost sad because this could be interpreted as her wanting to see again.

Shaponja1 votes

TOPH IS BLIND??

Shaponja1 votes

i watch the show from time to time cuz my sister is watching nickelodeon, i didnt know that earth girl was blind lmao

GenericGirlName1 votes

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LeeSin RekSai Lissandra + Garen would make 4

jhin see's the number 4 Wants to come by but he would make it 5 so he just watches from a distance

Blitzidious15 votes

What if, in actuality, everyone is the Villain, and Garen is the only one that sees it? Of course! This makes total sense! Garen is Justice in a mortal form, he sees ALL! Therefore...

Nerf Garen, like holy shit. That vision control is crazy.

DorkunedAuras5 votes

If everyone is a villain then why does he only have one villain at a time, and some are never villains at all?

Arsenic Sulfur13 votes

The same reason why Aurelion Sol doesn't one shot everyone with his stars the moment he spawns, gameplay/story segregation.

Blackstone011 votes

Oh, magic.

Senate1 votes

Plot convenience is one of the more refined forms of Demacian righteousness. After all, he's doing the story justice.

Sinlaire1 votes

Everyone may be a villain, but you can still only smite villains one at a time. It's a very comprehensive to do list.

aLawfulFalafel2 votes

Garen gotta make a list and check it twice i wanna smite the naughty

Darius i'll even dunk the nice

The Lexer1 votes

Because when was the last time you saw a cop chase two people running in different directions?

iamthegoatofwar5 votes

fairly recently actually...cops in my area aren't too bright.

Senate1 votes

Garen "Yes! I'll spin with one key, and spam taunt with another! I take a villain... AND KILL IT."

Blackstone011 votes

Isn't that some sort of mental illness?

Laughing Fish11 votes

Maybe they should have considered that before they became villains. http://i.imgur.com/W0wVY4c.gif?Noredirect

DorkunedAuras1 votes

What does the act of becoming villains entail, besides having the misfortune of existing near garen?

WhiskerWow9 votes

On release, Garen could villianize an opponent just for killing him.

It's hilarious, like imagine Garen villianizing the police because they tried to stop him from executing Noxious scum.

Ralimak5 votes

If the Demacian police tried to stop Garen from executing Noxian scum, they truly would be villains.

Automatis6 votes

PASSIVE: The enemy with the most kills in the last 5 minutes is marked as the Villain. The mark cannot be assigned to another champion while Garen is in combat with the Villain. If more than one enemy has the same bounty, the enemy who received it first is marked as the Villain.

Garen's basic attacks and each spin of Judgment.png Judgment against the Villain deal 1% of their maximum health as bonus true damage.

ACTIVE: Garen calls upon the might of Demacia to attempt to execute the target enemy champion, dealing them magic damage, converted to true damage when targeting the Villain.


daily [dey-lee] Spell Syllables Examples Word Origin See more synonyms on Thesaurus.com adjective 1. of, done, occurring, or issued each day or each weekday: daily attendance; a daily newspaper. 2. computed or measured by the day: daily quota; a daily wage.

The Aqualious3 votes

NOXIANS ARE THE REAL HEROES, THEY ARE TRYING TO PUT DOWN SOME OF THESE DERANGED DEMACIAN SCUM!

End to Demacia!

Praise the Draven

Knalxz1 votes

Noxus, your success makes your position in life.

Demacia, basically France during the 1700's.

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

ew the french....

Blue Moon Wolf2 votes

In a mirror match, there is even a chance that Garen is the Villain himself :O

Anomandarist5 votes

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

  • The Dark Knight
Jakra2 votes

You're a villain! You're a villain! EVERYONE IS A VILLAIN! Garen

Mortekaiser2 votes

the hammer of justice is unisex

CasterGilgamesh2 votes

Thats why Noxus deserves more praising what you get is what you get in Noxus and anyone can rise to power Down with Demacia and Down with the King

Yaśuo Main1 votes

inb4 dinokarr see's post and goes nuts

lol jk

CrazFight 1 votes

Wants to join conversation, but doesn't know what "arbitrary" means. [zombie-brand-clap]

CasterGilgamesh2 votes

i would say its another word for random but it works in more contexts

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