: So confident, with this guy helping me I might as well own her... unless he steals her from me
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c1591ed4f9fa7fc1f7941d252d8f3922/tumblr_mjvkah4Q4m1rjcfxro1_400.gif
Drinks hard, talks loud, wins at pool, and doesn't get the hint to leave. Randomly dances in place when her song comes on because she doesn't take requests and gets so smashed you have to take her home instead of a prospect because you're not sure she'll remember where she left her keys in her whole two pockets.
First of all, that GIF is amazing.
Second, considering my favorite champion is 
...
Yeah, i don't think this is a good decision at all, I'm honestly concerned he may eat the girl I'm talking with. Dang void bugs eating my women.
;-;
Wait, why'd we leave to pick up girls?
I feel like these two would argue about how to pick up dates.
:"You should introduce yourself, and complement them on somethi-
:"Uh, no. That's not how you do it! You flirt with them, guys love that! Be like "'Are those galaxy pants? Because your ass is out of this world!"'
:"Jayce! I don't think that's how yo-"
:"Yes it is, Karma. Yes it is."
Semi-disgusted look "Ugh."
Main:
Favorite: 
Why am I going out I'd rather hit on them<3
I don't know where to go from here. it ruins the whole situation. I guess I could kidnap people.
He can rewind time to give me infinite retries when I fail.
He'd probably scare all my dates away by hiding behind things, then jumping out and yelling "DEMACIA!"
http://pre05.deviantart.net/2259/th/pre/i/2014/324/9/d/syndra_trance_by_prismacube-d872ar5.png
ಠ_ಠ This is going to be hard.
Udyr will give me a love gank.
The glorious womanizing.
Uhm, I wouldn't need a wingman if I had her by my side. Rawr.
The order is given... to join us for some drinks, fine ladies. Later that night in the room next to mine ''SHURIMA HAS RISEN AGAIN.'' (Sorry it had to be done)
Here's how I picture my date going with Gnar as my wing-yordle:
My date: Picks up Gnar and begins hugging him. She doesn't show a sign of stopping OMG, HE'S SO CUTE! What's his name?!
Me: His name is Gnar. Don't get too attached, though, he's my bud. Under breath And pushing his luck a bit currently.
My date: Aw, I just constantly wanna hug him and love him and he's just so cute!
Me: Hey Gnar, come here for a sec. Excuse us, please.
In a decently-secluded place
Me: Gnar, why are you trying to steal my date's attention? You realize I'M her boyfriend, right?
>:) Gets above 50 Rage
Me: Oh shit. OK, yeah, you've convinced me. You're right, you should be the attention centerpiece.
Gnar! :D
Bright sides:
"Here, take this hands over voidling. Voidlings are adorable, so it won't be hard to win her over with its help. Also if things don't work out, it could easily dispose of her for you"
Craaaaap...
i am extremely concerned for everyone within Deceive distance
Umm, this won't work
Can I just go with her instead?
"Ah such a romantic date under the shade of the tree watching the starlight"
"I know, just for you, here are some roses."
"Aww thank you. How did you find this place? I did not remember a tree here at all."
"I uhh went here ever since I was uuuh a child."
"That's cute"
whisper "thanks mate"
You owe me a drink and a bag of fertilizer
...not sure how this would work. Unless ladies are into sentient lions they can fight bears/gorillas/aliens with his bear hands
Well.... 
Just don't kill her ok?
I see a threesome in my future.
fuck this shit im out
Small
: Would make for an awesome seat and he wouldn't even mind!
: He already killed my date... Then proceeded to tell me we would have had a great future together!
: If m'lady died from alcohol poisoning he would bring her back with his ult!
: He would kill me and my date ;-;
Waifu Ahri, been playing since lvl 7. Much fluff, and I'm sure she has a nice personality ;-;
Much music, very bust burst. Such utility, WOW!
I didn't realize how much of a loser I was before this post ;-; thanks man. -____-
Kassawin, that's all I really have to say.
It's all in the name.
I can spook people with him 8/8 plz r8 gr8 m8
It sure is a shame that riot decided to slaughter all of my mains this Meta ;-;. Sure they can still be played to great effect despite the 4 tank/bruiser comps, but they all feel like shadows of their former selves. Except Viktor, it's all in the name :3.
Ummmm... yeah. He doesn't really seem like much of a socialite either...
well uhh, idk, won't she just kill everything? .-.
Echo's from the deep (if you know what i mean >.>)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
I think I can live with this
This also works nicely, although his manliness could make me obsolete.
Um, yeah. Everyone hit the deck!!
Heavy Breathing
She'll probably go home with the whole bar licking her feet...
....
They say to aim for the heart, so that's the easy part, then you..
Me: I think you should leave
