Your Main/ Favorite Champion is now your Wingman/Wingwoman (right?) how do you feel

Gentleman Gems·Jun 23, 2015·13 votes·3,390 views

: So confident, with this guy helping me I might as well own her... unless he steals her from me http://38.media.tumblr.com/c1591ed4f9fa7fc1f7941d252d8f3922/tumblr_mjvkah4Q4m1rjcfxro1_400.gif

85 Comments

SinlaireJun 23, 201512 votes

Drinks hard, talks loud, wins at pool, and doesn't get the hint to leave. Randomly dances in place when her song comes on because she doesn't take requests and gets so smashed you have to take her home instead of a prospect because you're not sure she'll remember where she left her keys in her whole two pockets.

supes the lostJun 23, 201511 votes

First of all, that GIF is amazing.

Second, considering my favorite champion is Khazix ... Yeah, i don't think this is a good decision at all, I'm honestly concerned he may eat the girl I'm talking with. Dang void bugs eating my women. ;-;

Gentleman GemsJun 23, 201510 votes

She will not expect this XD http://38.media.tumblr.com/ab986a4d50ebbc1542820108a7ca6f32/tumblr_inline_mxtudqgnyu1rkah05.gif

DrackolusJun 23, 201510 votes

Soraka Wait, why'd we leave to pick up girls?

OverpoweredSoapJun 23, 20159 votes

Jayce Karma

I feel like these two would argue about how to pick up dates.

Karma :"You should introduce yourself, and complement them on somethi-

Jayce :"Uh, no. That's not how you do it! You flirt with them, guys love that! Be like "'Are those galaxy pants? Because your ass is out of this world!"'

Karma :"Jayce! I don't think that's how yo-"

Jayce :"Yes it is, Karma. Yes it is."

Karma Semi-disgusted look "Ugh."

Vistha KaiJun 23, 20152 votes

Ayy, seems like Karma never had a man.

ZyvuxJun 30, 20153 votes

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Ayy, seems like Karma never had a man.

She's a strong independant Ionian who don't need no man.

macromiteJun 23, 20158 votes

Nocturne I don't know where to go from here. it ruins the whole situation. I guess I could kidnap people.

Shinie GalladeJun 23, 20158 votes

Main: Braum Favorite: TwistedFate Why am I going out I'd rather hit on them<3

EkkoFrofflesJun 23, 20158 votes

Ekko He can rewind time to give me infinite retries when I fail. Garen He'd probably scare all my dates away by hiding behind things, then jumping out and yelling "DEMACIA!"

Rito JerichoJun 23, 20151 votes

He can rewind time to give me infinite retries when I fail.

Now that's just cheating.

NinjaToad99Jun 23, 20155 votes

Ekko "Ok, so don't open with... Hey ladies, How are you doing today girls? Heeeelooooo... Or, Let me buy you a drink.

In fact maybe just give up now. I don't think infinite retries will help."

Ouch Ekko. Ouch.

supes the lostJun 23, 201512 votes

Link to original comic, plus more: http://zulidoodles.tumblr.com/

Udyr NoisesJun 23, 20157 votes

Udyr will give me a love gank.

CirrostratusJun 23, 20157 votes

Viktor The glorious womanizing. Ahri Uhm, I wouldn't need a wingman if I had her by my side. Rawr. Azir The order is given... to join us for some drinks, fine ladies. Later that night in the room next to mine ''SHURIMA HAS RISEN AGAIN.'' (Sorry it had to be done)

ChaosThiefJun 23, 20152 votes

Actually you probably would need a wingman/wingwoman if you had Ahri , because she'd steal your soul.

Vistha KaiJun 23, 20157 votes

http://pre05.deviantart.net/2259/th/pre/i/2014/324/9/d/syndra_trance_by_prismacube-d872ar5.png

ಠ_ಠ This is going to be hard.

Rito JerichoJun 23, 20151 votes

I have to say that's an interesting picture though.

Vistha KaiJun 23, 20152 votes

Right from my "saved for later use" Syndra folder.

Rito JerichoJun 23, 20151 votes

You've got an entire folder of Syndra pictures for stuff like this? Wow.

Vistha KaiJun 23, 20151 votes

Different kinds of things. Currently 192 files, but I've seen some redundant copies, such as thumbnails that I thought were full size, so it might be ~160 files.

Ya see. Folders with pictures tend to load quite a lot so I couldn't just let them all sit in the same folder.

JofeyyJun 23, 20152 votes

Is it possible? Another syndra main... :D

JofeyyJun 23, 20152 votes

Suspiciously similar to one crazy pink haired anime psychopath >.>

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I love it.

viybezJun 23, 20156 votes

Veigar Craaaaap...

Tribbles FoxfolkJun 23, 20156 votes

{quoted}

: So confident, with this guy helping me I might as well own her... unless he steals her from me http://38.media.tumblr.com/c1591ed4f9fa7fc1f7941d252d8f3922/tumblr_mjvkah4Q4m1rjcfxro1_400.gif

Gnar

Here's how I picture my date going with Gnar as my wing-yordle:

My date: Picks up Gnar and begins hugging him. She doesn't show a sign of stopping OMG, HE'S SO CUTE! What's his name?! Me: His name is Gnar. Don't get too attached, though, he's my bud. Under breath And pushing his luck a bit currently. My date: Aw, I just constantly wanna hug him and love him and he's just so cute! Me: Hey Gnar, come here for a sec. Excuse us, please. In a decently-secluded place Me: Gnar, why are you trying to steal my date's attention? You realize I'M her boyfriend, right? Gnar >:) Gets above 50 Rage Me: Oh shit. OK, yeah, you've convinced me. You're right, you should be the attention centerpiece. Gnar Gnar! :D

Bright sides:

Awesome bodyguard.
Cute af.
Boomerang is really useful for stuff. And pranks. Down sides:
Cute af. Will probably be the centerpiece of affection for your dates/lovers/friends.
Draws LOTS of attention.
Will probably end up catching me in his GNAR!!! a lot.
Can't freaking understand him. He doesn't speak English.

PummblussJun 23, 20156 votes

Malzahar "Here, take this hands over voidling. Voidlings are adorable, so it won't be hard to win her over with its help. Also if things don't work out, it could easily dispose of her for you"

Solari FortuneJun 23, 20155 votes

MissFortune Can I just go with her instead?

PæanJun 23, 20155 votes

Shaco i am extremely concerned for everyone within Deceive distance

SerlthreeJun 23, 20155 votes

Warwick Umm, this won't work

LittleBlastJun 23, 20154 votes

Its only fun if they run ;^)

terkmcJun 24, 20152 votes

They can't say no when they are suppressed

cool165Jun 23, 20154 votes

Rengar ...not sure how this would work. Unless ladies are into sentient lions they can fight bears/gorillas/aliens with his bear hands

PæanJun 23, 20155 votes

It is mating season after all Nidalee

EDWARD ELRlCJun 23, 20154 votes

Well.... Kalista Just don't kill her ok?

terkmcJun 24, 20154 votes

"Ah such a romantic date under the shade of the tree watching the starlight" "I know, just for you, here are some roses." "Aww thank you. How did you find this place? I did not remember a tree here at all." "I uhh went here ever since I was uuuh a child." "That's cute" whisper "thanks mate" Maokai You owe me a drink and a bag of fertilizer

LowvyrJun 23, 20153 votes

Aatrox Small

Pew Pew LasersJun 23, 20153 votes

I see a threesome in my future.

FastAsHeckJun 23, 20153 votes

Karthus

fuck this shit im out

Gentleman GemsJun 23, 20155 votes

Karaoke Night Karthus : Hey guys I got a great song :D You: Naw it's cool really <:D Karthus : Just listen http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140630010047/degrassi/images/d/d4/Final-Countdown.gif

FastAsHeckJun 24, 20152 votes

aaaand she's dead

Jeanne fan clubJun 23, 20152 votes

Ahri Waifu Ahri, been playing since lvl 7. Much fluff, and I'm sure she has a nice personality ;-; Sona Much music, very ~~bust~~ burst. Such utility, WOW! I didn't realize how much of a loser I was before this post ;-; thanks man. -____-
Kassadin Kassawin, that's all I really have to say. Viktor It's all in the name. Nocturne I can spook people with him 8/8 plz r8 gr8 m8

It sure is a shame that riot decided to slaughter all of my mains this Meta ;-;. Sure they can still be played to great effect despite the 4 tank/bruiser comps, but they all feel like shadows of their former selves. Except Viktor, it's all in the name :3.