What do you call Renekton in a chain vest?

arbokfister··125 votes·12,448 views

An investigator

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RiotRiot ShadowStorm52 votes

Where do champions from the Freljord train?

On fields of just ice!

lDontLiftIcarry3 votes

I'll never forgive what riot did to trundles voice overs just to put him in the felijord. Oh god are they terrible compared to his old ones :P

Ariel the Cruel6 votes

His new ones really aren't bad though. . .

Just because the changed his lore, visuals, and VO, that doesn't make any of them "bad". If you're upset about the replacement of those things, that a different topic entirely.

lDontLiftIcarry2 votes

No, not poor quality. I mean I don't like them as in they're just in poor taste and aren't as funny or meaningful/ Some of his taunts are alright and his jokes are ok I guess too. But I liked his old stuff far more.

It's not bad quality, its just not as good.

Idgaf a bout thematics/asthetics whe He could be a hooker in his lore for all i care, Idc about lore so much as I care about solid Voice acting and voice overs and smooth sound effects and animations.

Lore has never been a major factor and never will be to me for anything outside of extra fun stuff to get interested in if I'm in the mood.

I can't remember the last time I was interested in the lore of this game.

I just don't like that we had to rework his VO for no reason other than for the sake of change. There was nothing wrong with his old one.

He sounded lonely and funny and I liked it.

Same with skarner basically. I like both their VO/VA's they're solid.

Transgressor1 votes

GET OUT OF HERE points to the exit door

WillHealForHonor3 votes

why does rito personnel get all does upvotes so easy?? im sad now..

TheTyeGuy3 votes

It's a little thing called "Appeal to Authority" "Appeal to Rito."

FIXED

Anidan1 votes

That's not appeal to authority. Appeal to authority is when you use a figure with some authority in whatever field you're discussing to back up your argument, like the popular "4 out 5 dentists recommend this brand of toothpaste!" or using a well-respected physicist to back up your thesis on a physics paper.

It's easier to say brown-nosing, whether it is or is not actually the case.

Transgressor3 votes

Firsty, it was a good pun.

Secondly, because hypocrisy.

Wumachine1 votes

no puns are good puns, all puns are terrible

Transgressor1 votes

"I'll take a sense of humor for 10 euros!" -Ironhold

Wumachine1 votes

Ironic because that was funny

Budupops21 votes

Sorry to tell you but lore "team" removed the fields of justice

CupcakeTrap6 votes

{quoted}

Sorry to tell you but lore "team" removed the fields of justice

INTERN: Okay, so, I made that list for you guys, about what we're keeping after the Great Retcon. NARRATIVE: Alright, let's hear it. One at a time. INTERN: Sure. (reads) After the Great Retcon, the League of Legends universe will contain… INTERN: Summoners? NARRATIVE: Nope. INTERN: (scratches off "Summoners") Wow. Pretty big change. INTERN: What about Sona's voiceover? NARRATIVE: She will be DEALT WITH. SONA: (hides) INTERN: Gonna be renaming those spells, then? NARRATIVE: (stares coldly in silence) INTERN: (awkwardly continues) Uh. Champions? NARRATIVE: (smiling broadly) We love Champions. SONA: (peeks in) NARRATIVE: (still smiling, eyes empty) Those who comply. INTERN: The Fields of Justice? NARRATIVE: Axe 'em. INTERN: Um, alright. INTERN: The Institute of War? NARRATIVE: Nope. INTERN: Yordles? NARRATIVE: Ehhh… SKINS TEAM: We'd like to keep those. NARRATIVE: Okay, fine, just put a wavy line under that one. We have plans for them. INTERN: Rammus' lore? NARRATIVE: Yes, but everything is phrased in the form of a question. INTERN: What is this, Jeopardy? NARRATIVE: Like that, yes. INTERN: (pauses) INTERN: What about Valoran? NARRATIVE: Keep it, but we'll redraw the map. INTERN: How? NARRATIVE: Next item. INTERN: The Rune Wars? NARRATIVE: There are ancient tales of great "Rune Wars" in the distant past. NARRATIVE: As for whether these tales are true, who can say? INTERN: I thought you could say. I thought that's what you were for. NARRATIVE: Put a question mark next to it and keep going. INTERN: The Brackern? NARRATIVE: Skarner can't miss what never was. INTERN: Harsh. INTERN: Okay, that's everything. NARRATIVE: I think you're forgetting one last item. INTERN: I went through the entire list. NARRATIVE: Look again. INTERN: …wait, isn't that just a header that didn't get formatted? NARRATIVE: Nope. INTERN: You seriously want me to ask this one? NARRATIVE: Yes. INTERN: (rolls eyes) INTERN: Alright, tell me, is League of Legends lore going to keep the League of Legends? NARRATIVE: Of course not. INTERN: …what? Now hold on a second. You can't delete the League from League. INTERN: That's like deleting Metroids from Metroid. INTERN: That's like…that's like deleting the League of Legends from League of Legends, man! NARRATIVE: (cold stare) INTERN: No, no more creepy stares! This is nuts! I know I'm just an intern, but— NARRATIVE: (inclines head to the side) NARRATIVE: Are you, though? INTERN: Yes, I am, I'm an inte NARRATIVE: (picks up clipboard from in front of empty chair, walks out)

Budupops2 votes

lol

Dextix LT1 votes

You just have to rub it in, dont you?

Budupops1 votes

they deserve to know what is going on in their own company

Dextix LT1 votes

I was talking abou the Rioters rubbing it in. I dont find this joke funny as these guys removed fields of justice themselves for no reason, they could have done everything differently, but no, retcon everything.

Eks Oh Deer1 votes

Phreak has a challenger!

Reaper Soraka20 votes

If they ever make LoL popsicles, this must be on the stick!

SexyTaylorSwift5 votes

Omg, I won't stop until they make LoL popsicles now.

Hyrum Graff7 votes

{quoted}

If they ever make LoL popsicles, this must be on the stick!

LolliPoppy-sicles?

PerishSoftly6 votes

Not sure whether to upvote because a good pun, or downvote for terrifying mental image.

Lanayurian7 votes

Define "terrifying mental image". Is it http://i.imgur.com/WZAawn7.gif or LolliPoppy-sicles?

Scribbs1 votes

{quoted}

Define "terrifying mental image". Is it http://i.imgur.com/WZAawn7.gif or LolliPoppy-sicles?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH HELP ME

StoneColdSteve14 votes

After the investigation, Renekton picks up his phone to call in his report.

Then, he's a croc-a-dialin'.

TheTyeGuy13 votes

What do you call Miss Fortune when she gets a boyfriend?

Pirate Bae.

(I'm sorry.)

LordForrest13 votes

You should be. You should be.

Transgressor1 votes

To Tortuga!

AbsoluteSadman2 votes

I love it.

Transgressor2 votes

...

Ninjaboy14091 votes

can sombody explain dis to me?!?!?!

Laraso1 votes

Renekton is an alligator. An alligator in a chain vest. An in-vest-igator.

Ninjaboy14091 votes

oh ty

Laraso1 votes

Why am I getting downvoted?

lol...

Dengeden1 votes

I'm awfully embarrassed that I had to think about that one for a minute ^_^

Sirin Gioro1 votes

TFW you dont get it Pls halp

Transgressor4 votes

aligator, vest, aligator in a vest: in-vest-aligator=> investigator

Cpt Pants1 votes

You sir, deserve a cookie.

ABlueQuaker1 votes

tbh most of the time I just call them wankers.

TheSequelsRBad1 votes

Actually, unless I am mistaken, renekton is a crocodile, not an alligator, since he is both a reference to Eqyptian mythology, and there are no alligators in Egypt, and when his mouth is closed, the team hang out in a "smile".

Still funny though.

Guy Fox Teemo1 votes

Your sir deserve a cookie, or should I say poro-snax item 2052

Jayeto1 votes

...... diana is that you again?

Saoquim1 votes

What did Morgana say after having dinner with Lee Sin?

"Worst blind date ever!"

Wullf1 votes

What do you call skilled Bard? . . . . . . . . . . . Who?

ChaoticPinecone1 votes

someone watches Elliot Hulse.

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