How it feels having a bro code(peaceful farming, no pokes/ganks, etc.) at Top lane

BeatzBoyFTW·Apr 11, 2017·37 votes·1,878 views

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sta supraApr 11, 20179 votes

item 3070 Sion

Glory ln DeathApr 11, 20177 votes

Nah, bro. Sion ain't got no bros. He's got a harem. But no bros.

Meep ManApr 11, 20173 votes

Top Lane: Camille Fiora Illaoi Irelia Kayle Lulu Poppy Quinn Riven

That harem is a lot of salt and sugar!

EvilUnicornLordApr 11, 20173 votes

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Top Lane:

That harem is a lot of salt and sugar!

As if he would approve of Demacians.

Glory ln DeathApr 11, 20171 votes

Get that Riven crap out of my harem!

Lord GalvatronApr 11, 20175 votes

I think he's a tad too blood thirsty, undead, and insane to justify Swain giving him a harem.

Glory ln DeathApr 11, 20175 votes

Sion doesn't need anyone to "give" him anything. Sion takes what he pleases, and everyone else just has to deal with it.

Lord GalvatronApr 11, 20173 votes

Swain is still his general, and I think Sions lobito died after he sacrificed himself killing that Jarvan scrub.

Glory ln DeathApr 11, 20171 votes

Sion does not recognize Swain as his leader. Swain lacks the strength necessary to earn Sion's respect and allegiance.

Lord GalvatronApr 11, 20175 votes

Actually galvin, Noxians respect strength in all its forms and Swain has a will of Iron and a sharp intellect. Sion respects him as a general because of this and even resists the temptation to kill Swain's bird....thing because of it.

Glory ln DeathApr 11, 20171 votes

Sion's taunt to Swain: https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/6/61/Sion.tauntSwain03.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20140927044639

"You are weak, Swain! You are no leader!"

Also: "You are not my general!"

Sion does not respect Swain.

Lord GalvatronApr 11, 20175 votes

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Sion's taunt to Swain: https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/6/61/Sion.tauntSwain03.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20140927044639

"You are weak, Swain! You are no leader!"

Also: "You are not my general!"

Sion does not respect Swain.

"The men stare. There's fear in their eyes. If they're afraid to look upon victory, I should pluck those craven eyes out. There is no fear in the Grand General's eyes, only approval. He is pleased with this conquest.

Walking the field with the Grand General, surveying the carnage, I ache for another foe. He is hobbled, a leg wound from the battle? If it pains him, he does not show it. A true Noxian. I do not like his pet, though; it picks over the dead, having earned nothing. His war hounds were more fitting company."

Taunts aren't considered as cannon as the lore. It's more for the summoners benefit then adding lore.

Fondling GemsApr 11, 20175 votes

Gonna have to agree with this. The rift and the interactions on it are not Cannon. Some of them line up with cannon events, but the Rift itself no longer exists so far as we know in Runeterra.

Meep ManApr 12, 20171 votes

This makes me relate Sion to The Mountain from GoT even more.

SarcasticShepardApr 11, 20171 votes

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"You are not my general!"

God if that doesn't sound familiar.

EvilUnicornLordApr 11, 20176 votes

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Mundo takes what he pleases

Fixed, yw.

Fondling GemsApr 11, 20176 votes

I had two Nasi do this a while back. Unfortunately our Nasus did not prioritize CDR, so he only had about 850 stacks when the enemy had 1k. We lost. Pretty funny though, the enemy jungler and I even held to our end and didn't gank them the entire game.

DeclareasApr 11, 201710 votes

"Nasi" Nasus "Well Nasus, what should we call each other?" Nasus "I don't know, Nasus, what do you call two of the same thing?" Nasus "How about our name, but pluralized!" Nasus "How would you pluralize 'Nasus?" Nasus "A good question, Nasus. Hmm..." Nasus "I've got it! Our names end in 'us,' so they must be nouns of the second declension in Latin! Which means, of course, that to pluralize them, we only have to change the 'us' to an 'i." Nasus "By golly you're right! Now I know why we spent so long studying in the Shuriman library!"

Votable JesterApr 11, 20177 votes

Or you could call them Susans.

rtbf234962475Apr 12, 20172 votes

Or Nasodes

Fondling GemsApr 11, 20176 votes

I approve.

BoompenguinsApr 12, 20172 votes

{quoted}

"Nasi" "Well Nasus, what should we call each other?" "I don't know, Nasus, what do you call two of the same thing?" "How about our name, but pluralized!" "How would you pluralize 'Nasus?" "A good question, Nasus. Hmm..." "I've got it! Our names end in 'us,' so they must be nouns of the second declension in Latin! Which means, of course, that to pluralize them, we only have to change the 'us' to an 'i." "By golly you're right! Now I know why we spent so long studying in the Shuriman library!"

SECOND DECLENSION LESS GOOO THIS PERSON KNOWS WHAT THEYRE DOIN

DeclareasApr 12, 20171 votes

Aw shucks, you guys are too good to me!

rtbf225618241Apr 11, 20176 votes

Just make out already! Sheesh..

EvilUnicornLordApr 11, 20175 votes

And the carry mains don't understand why we don't mind playing champions who take forever to kill eachother.

It's because we don't kill eachother.

The Ender CobraApr 11, 20174 votes

http://i.imgur.com/bofUVay.gif?noredirect

DicersonApr 12, 20173 votes

Meanwhile

Nasus Hey.. "bro"....

Aatrox Oh god please no.

JVP15Apr 11, 20172 votes

I had a game like this recently. I was top against a Malphite, and I was Nasus. He called for a bro lane, and who am I to disagree? We decided to proxy eachother's waves to get the maximum CS. One time, their Draven ADC came top lane to interfere with my farming. My first Q did 80% of his HP. He did not survive my second Q.

Votable JesterApr 11, 20173 votes

And that's why you can't bro lane against a Nasus.

the weeabooApr 11, 20171 votes

To love these matches they're the best.