A way Graves can have his 'cigar'

abdul569··139 votes·5,932 views

http://i.imgur.com/5df4i9G.jpg

Turn it into a lollypop (inspired by gintama) and have his taunt be 'this isn't a cigar, it's a lollypop.' before he takes it out and shows us it's a lolly. We may have to compromise and have it become a cigarette instead of a cigar though

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Glory ln Death23 votes

I think she was licking a different kind of lollipop...

hoes and bows31 votes

Pretty sure it was this one http://i.imgur.com/tEBANOb.png

abdul5697 votes

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Pretty sure it was this one http://i.imgur.com/tEBANOb.png

We can bring back Gentleman Cho'gath's Cigar back with a lollypoppy instead of graves' lollypop (cuz cho eats champs instead of lollypops). Bring back the cigar!

https://media.giphy.com/media/FjeGBljESVAzu/giphy.gif

Vistha Kai12 votes

_- Smoke doesn't come out from a lollypop.

  • That's because I'm licking it so fast._

Stupid, but golden.

BoundaryBreaker3 votes

Gintama in a nutshell.

Drugoth14 votes

The 4kids representation of one piece is an abomination!

Knoyle3 votes

Why are you bringing up 4kids? I am talking about the censorship method. Ugh. thanks for reminding me 4kids even existed :/

Drugoth1 votes

That's what I'm saying!! How could you endorse something that 4kids started!? I'd rather Graves be a non-smoker than a lollipop sucking loser...

SpecterVonBaren9 votes

Honestly.... I prefer him with a lollipop just because I don't like the idea of my cook being a chain smoker.

Romtheguy1 votes

From a food handler's perspective, eating on the job is exactly as awful lol

BLACK REALM GOD7 votes

...or it could have just been called an e-cig :/ that's what mgs did after all. all the drama and the solution was so simple...

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/7590/6u1m.jpg?noredirect

Mistress Madoka2 votes

This is... I can't

This game takes place in the 80's doesn't it?

Because E-cigs have only really been a thing since 2004

Plus, c'mon, it's not like Big Boss never smoked before :/ Cigarettes being Equipment you can use in MGS3, PW, and so on. And Solid Snake has the same habit. And In MGS4 Big boss shows up at the end with a Cigar...

noSoaB17 votes

They have giant robots walking around with stealth technology and ecigs are what you're surprised about?

Mistress Madoka5 votes

:T You make a fair point.

Samflash32 votes

Couldn't you use cigarettes in the original NES games?

Mistress Madoka1 votes

Yeah, them too.

Seems that being Snake tends to give you some unhealthy habits

Chief Dango2 votes

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This is... I can't

This game takes place in the 80's doesn't it?

Because E-cigs have only really been a thing since 2004

Plus, c'mon, it's not like Big Boss never smoked before :/ Cigarettes being Equipment you can use in MGS3, PW, and so on. And Solid Snake has the same habit. And In MGS4 Big boss shows up at the end with a Cigar...

in metal gear solid, everything is possible. if there is a 43985739 meter tall robot, i strongly assume there were e-cigs aswell xDD

Kitty Darkstar4 votes

Lolligraves

Blue Moon Wolf3 votes

Candyman Graves confirmed

Melledoneus3 votes

This is why I love Gintama.

NiceTryVi2 votes

Or you could have him puff on it a few times in the fountain at the beginning of each match and then toss it when he leaves, call it an easter egg or whatever.

Leanus Crain2 votes

The problem is it's now canon that Graves Vapes.

S H A Y C 02 votes

A smoking shotgun shell would work just as well...

http://geekleagueofamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Transformers-4-Age-of-Extinction-Hound-in-Robot-Mode-1024x424.jpg

It would be even cooler if they changed the reload animation to take the one from his mouth and use it to reload.

EtherealGalaxy2 votes

rITO PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

crippler381 votes

it could be a comically huge lolipop

All Day Tay Tay1 votes

candy graves comfirmed

3tyson1 votes

e smoker

Jad1 votes

PLEASE RIOT

PaladinNO1 votes

I first saw a lot of jokes regarding the loss of Graves' cigar. Then the number of cigar jokes was everywhere, so I read myself up what the story behind it was. A total BS reason, I discovered.

But the cigar jokes were neverending, and so I ventured to fix it so they could shut up about the loss of his cigar. Took me 3 minutes:

http://oi65.tinypic.com/wcib5u.jpg

There's even a custom skin, using the old Graves model, pre-cigar loss, for those wanting to take it all the way.

RoyaiChaos1 votes

Graves never had a cigar in his model lol.

PaladinNO1 votes

I actually didn't know that. Well, that explains the custom skin text: "Graves now has his cigar ingame". I've never played Graves, so I didn't make the connection.

All the more reason to give him his smoking splash art back then, if the player isn't even controlling a smoking character, which was the reason for removing it in the first place.

ReZisT Lust1 votes

make it his gun

Jiwoo X Austin1 votes

lol

Terozu1 votes

There are actually lolipop cigarettes, my dad's had them(He eats a lot of sugar to stay of alcohol so it satisfies both cravings lol.

TheEdgeOfDestiny1 votes

Toothpick then.

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